I find it kind of funny how so many creatures just… turn into crabs.
Like, “nooooooooooooooo! Crabs are my otp! I can’t let them stay decapods! It’ll ruin the stoooorrryyyy!!”

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I find it kind of funny how so many creatures just… turn into crabs.
Like, “nooooooooooooooo! Crabs are my otp! I can’t let them stay decapods! It’ll ruin the stoooorrryyyy!!”

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I love looking at pictures of increasingly ridiculous looking decapods. What even IS this thing. There is no way all of that is even POSSIBLY necessary
One handful of freak please
You aren’t gonna be ready for this things side profile
What the FUCK.
Uncharismatic Fact of the Day
Although they look like they belong on the runway, the elegant squat lobster's vivid coloration is actually a form of camoflage. These tiny crustaceans live on plant-like creatures called crinoids, or feather stars. Their hosts are brightly colored, so to blend in Allogalathea elegans pulls out all the stops!
(Image: An elegant squat lobster (Allogalathea elegans) by Ryan Paddy)
Feckin' French.
Yep, open it up, and it says Merry Christmas. y tho?

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This year, I'm focusing on "less is more." Which, honestly, still involves the same amount of crabs.