#deathschessmate

//pffft no one cares about shit you can’t see with the naked eye. i should start an organization for it. ‘save the protozoans!’

//haha basically my reaction, too.

//haha yeah, most definitely. it helps that i switched to better kibble--the pet store gives them a kind with a ton of fish oil. not bad for them, really, but smelly.

//i’m only five episodes in and i already like red the best. i’m gonna be sad if she turns out to be less awesome.

//i mean there was nothing to be afraid of, but yeah. fucking weird.

//right, though? haha! they’re a lot of work, but i’m really glad i got them. [=

//SO DO I. technically i’m getting two but shhh.

//i do too, honestly. the only problem is that he’ll be living in my parents’ house with me for a little while, and they have zero tolerance for pets that bite.