BAG OF BONES ; 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.
╰┈➤ @deathratled
▊ &&. Cue the elf pinching between his brows, as he sighs. “I just know I'm going to regret asking this question. Puck, may I ask what exactly a 'sugar daddy' might be?”
⸻ IF PUCK HAD A PIECE OF COPPER for every time some old person asked him something kink-related in the past twenty-four hours, he'd have two pieces of copper now. ( Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. )
Unfortunately, Puck is both the best & worst person to ask such questions. The grin that stretches across his face is devilish.
❝ Me, if you're lucky. ❞
Then he cackles at his own joke, hand over his eyes before it wipes at non-existent tears. ❝ Hehe, ahem, sorry. No, that's just what you call someone who's rich that buys nice things for someone else in exchange for sex. ❞
His head tilts. ❝ Wouldn't really say I'm rich, though. So, I guess no one's lucky. ❞











