Hello hello, dear blorbo! Passing by with a little pocket of questions based on this list.
2, 5, 15, 20, 29, 32
Feel free to reply some, none of all of them 🖤🐦⬛✨
A List of Questions about Blorbos (No Longer Accepting)
I answered all of them so they are beneath the cut to avoid a long post on dash! :)
2. What's their favorite spot of their homes?
-> Dirt adores Halsin's leather armchair by the hearth. The creak of leather, the smell of Halsin's natural scent. Sometimes he can smell Astarion's lingering perfume. Dirt always sits or lounges in the strangest. You can never find them actually sitting in a chair unless he is among company.
5. How do they behave around children?
-> Dirt isn't a fan of children, contrary to him remaining in Reithwin with Halsin and Astarion in his lore. Despite that, he remains patient and kind when approached by a little one. He finds it beneath him to be cruel to such small creatures. Sometimes they'll play with Dirt and he'll tolerate it like a cat would tolerate company. Once they've had enough they leave. That doesn't mean he isn't up for a little bit of mischief. He'll accompany the orphans down to the lake for a swim and ensures that they're safe.
❝You act as a lifeguard and save a life one time and suddenly you're in charge of teaching swimming lessons,❞ he grumbles.
15. What kind of affection are they bad at receiving?
-> Words of affirmation. Affection? That's easy. Actions speak louder than words and are more straight forward. Someone touches his shoulder? He can shrug them off or shoot them a glare. Halsin gives him a hug? He can melt into the embrace with a contended sigh. But words of affirmation throw him for a loop. It's funny because Dirt has high charisma with his rogue ability (and just who he is as a person) and can be extremely perceptive, yet almost always fails to see the truth in kind words directed towards himself. He isn't bad in the sense that he'll immediately deflect, he's bad in the sense that he will forget how to speak and blink owlishly while a blush creeps up on him.
20. What’s the quickest way to make them uncomfortable?
-> A companion or person who is prone to knee jerk reactions. Thick-headedness. That twitching knife-hand that Durge talks about in his monologue? Yeah, that's reserved for those people. Recklessness isn't something he tolerates... yet somehow lets it slide with Astarion hmmm (he loves to brat tame👀)
29. What’s something they’re terrified people will discover about them?
-> Their Dark Urge and Bhaalspawn lineage. Even though Dirt was captured and wasn't actually made from Bhaal's flesh (but he was filled with his blood) it still frightens him.
32. What is their greatest fear?
-> Succumbing to the Dark Urge and losing control of his bodily autonomy.
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20 - What's something they do absentmindedly that their partner (if they have one) finds adorable
33 - What's their favorite room in their home (if they have one)? (Looooved this one)
34 - What do they taste like when kissed?
Thanks, choom!!! Soft OC asks from here! 🧡
20. What's something they do absentmindedly that their partner (if they have one) finds adorable?
Answered this one here! 🫶💙
33. What's their favorite room in their home (if they have one)?
I love this one too! Beyond the brief period when she stayed with Jackie and Mamá Welles, Vesper’s never lived in a place that was bigger than a tent or an open apartment, which don’t really have distinct rooms. That said, her favourite room in Joss’s trailer is definitely the kitchen. It’s the hub of the Ward-Kutcher home, where the family gathers at mealtime; dinners with River and his family remind her a little of being back with the clan. Some of her favourite memories of Night City took place in that kitchen, she’ll always think of it fondly.
River’s bedroom is also a sanctuary, a little slice of peace and safety in the chaos of the city.
34. What do they taste like when kissed?
Ooooh tough question! I’m not sure she really tastes like anything in particular. She doesn’t use flavoured lip balms or glosses or anything like that. Maybe cigarettes, thanks to Johnny’s craving for them seeping through to her? (She was only ever a casual social smoker before the relic, but while Johnny’s in her head she catches herself lighting up throughout the day without even thinking about it.) Or stale beer, if she’s been drinking. Oh, and coffee! She prefers it black with just a dash of synmilk (when it’s available) to cut through the bitterness. She’s not a coffee addict (or a coffee aficionado like River), but she’ll drink it any time of the day or night when she needs the boost.
So cigarettes, coffee and stale beer.
River would say she’s the sweetest thing he’s ever tasted, but that’s just him being a romantic.
I would love to give a wonderful shout-out to @deathlywounded for my amazing new blog icon. I will treasure this portrait of Dirt forever! Lou was such a lovely person to work with for this commission and if any of you wish to get an icon for your Tav or Canon character, I cannot recommend him enough! A huge, huge pleasure <3
You can find Lou's Ko-Fi page here. I encourage you all to check it out :')
Well, if you know me you'll be aware I suck at promoting myself, but this year finally decided to do something fair for my time and all the love I throw into what I do. So, here we go.
● Finally made decent Commission Tiers in Ko-fi
So if you're interested in those, I made a quite wide range of options. (Don't forger to check the "Add-on's" if you're looking for something extra)
● My INPRINT gallery is finally updated with most of my latest illustrations:
Shop gallery quality Art Prints by JOGH Deathlywounded.
● And got myself a Patreon to share all the raunchy stuff Tumblr and the other 55 social media platforms I have tried hate so fervently.
Digital Art
I won't be just sharing NSFW in there, but also occasional lessons and tips, polls, and the processes behind comic and illustration creation. (Besides early access to finished stuff.) Both from fandom and my original projects.
Like this one: The Guardian’s Mirror — Composition Process
(That's a public post so don't worry about tiers to see it. I also included the full timelapse as attachment)
Or this 10 pages NSFW comic of Athios and Astarion
"Welcom home, godless lover"
(Both tiers can access this one.)
If you want to support my work in any of these ways, I'll be thankful forever, and if you just want to stick around for the extra public content and raise my spirit, I'll be thankful too 🌿
I'll be updating my pinned post with this info.
(Beautiful victorian dividers made by @saradika-graphics)
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Mistletoe!
Picture Revna and his -1 charisma walking 'casually' towards Dirt and just as he catches up to him, mistletoe magically blooms above them. 🍄✨
send me ‘ mistletoe ’ for my muse’s response to being underneath mistletoe with your muse. specify whether it’s accidental or on purpose.
Dirt was well aware of how protective Revna was of those he cared about. One might even say territorial. Though Halsin was not a monogamous man, Dirt still tried to be respectful.
(at least when Revna was around)
Tonight however, he was quite surprised to find the lovely creature approaching him--before he can speak, mistletoe blooms overhead. Its berries are a ripe red and the leaves already laden with dew. Revna's gorgeous horns glint under the pale moonlight.
Dirt's brows raise in surprise and they lick their lips. ❝Revna...❞ Dirt breathes. He is cautious at first, knowing that mistletoe was poisonous. Was this a thinly veiled threat? But when he sees the glint in Revna's eyes, his heart rate settles and he offers him a wry little smile.
❝May I?❞ he asks gently. He reaches and gently takes Revna's chin in his hand
I want to play that conversation starter game thingy. So picture a mildly annoyed Revna—carrying a bag full of tiny crystal bottles—asking this to Dirt:
“This might sound strange, but can I hide behind you for a moment?”
The clinking of bottles was a welcome noise to their otherwise silent trek uphill. The occasional chirp of birds or rushing water coupled with the clinking was like nature's symphony. Relief had flooded the party's senses after they had successfully cured the Shadowcursed lands and once they had set up camp, everyone had retreated to their own tents to rest. As Dirt pauses for his companion to catch up and make camp, he quirks a brow, alert and reaching for his dagger.
❝Not strange, my friend but perhaps concerning,❞ replies Dirt. The annoyance from Revna is palpable and oddly enough, deters Dirt from their defensive stance. He looks to Revna inquisitively.
❝Do you need me as shade, little ram?❞ they ask fondly.
by deathlywounded: Portrait of a lady on fire, directed by Céline Sciamma 💙
This is one of my favorite movies ever, it has everything, it is everything.
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