Hey Reimu, do you feel warm around here? That's weird, maybe it's because Mokou is literally lighting a campfire under your butt right now. You should probably do something about your clothes.
[Hmm? That’s odd. Was this bench that hot when she sat on it? Maybe it was just her body heat or something. That would have been an acceptable excuse if not for the increasing heat. Obviously, something was wrong. It wasn’t until she saw her clothes were literally going up in flames that Reimu finally understood what was going on.]
"WHAT THE-" [Reimu desperately tried to smack the fire away, to no avail. Her skirt was turning to ash, what was she supposed to do?! Thank gods there was a small pond nearby that the shrine maiden could take a dip in. And she did, flopping into the water as quickly as possible.]
[So there she was, her lower body pretty much bare, save for the top part of her bloomers, her legs probably subjected to 2nd degree burns, and completely wet. To say she was unhappy was an understatement.]
[She was gonna exterminate the culprit. Even if she was an immortal, she’ll find a way to permanently kill her.]
