Taylor Lautner, is that you?
So I slept in this morning...7 am! So proud of myself. I've been in Hawaii a full week and leave tomorrow but the day before I leave my body is getting used to the time change. Anyways, so I laid around the house a bit. I had half a cup of coffee with some coconut sugar from Maui (which I just discovered in the house cabinet today sadly), a banana, a biscuit and a cup of strawberry yogurt. I went on Tumblr and just read my book on the back porch for a few hours before I decided to get off my butt and walk to the gym. So I get to the gym and I have no idea what I'm going to do today so I just walk into the weight room which is usually empty but today there's some 50-year-old dude and I'm like oh hey gym buddy what's up. So like I said I have no plan. I grabbed a mat, a ten pound medicine ball, a 8 pound kettle ball, two 8 pound weights and make my way to the mirror. I decided I guess to work on arms and abs. I started by doing 10 push ups, 12 commandos, 30 second blank, 30 tricep dips, you know and just kept adding stuff as I went. I swear by the time I created one circuit there were 23 different things I had added. So I've been here 10 minutes and it's no longer just Jim and I (I'm naming homeboy Jim but I never really introduced myself- he just looks like a Jim). This couple walks in and take over he other half of the gym and I get up to get some water. Then this really fit 16-year-old girl that I saw killing it on the outdoor treadmill on the way to the gym just walks in a starts crunching out a serious ab workout. Yeah, nope, not self conscious at all.. So I down my water, and finish another circuit and I'm bored. Really bored. So I quit the abs and just decide to do commandos until my arms turn to jelly. I'm at 16. 16 is the number I'm thinking when I look up and make eye contact with a Taylor Lautner looking mofo and he's just smiling at me. YES SMILING. I'm like bruh I don't care if you're being nice I've done like 800 commandos today, HAVE YOU EVER DONE A COMMANDO, HUH, HAVE YUH?! Anyways I just felt rude because instead of smiling back I did this sort of grunt and I fell to my left elbow. Ugh, I'm so done with commandos. I decided, hey, lemme do some push ups even though my elbows crack when I do push ups and it's unpleasant oh well. So I'm on push up ten, and I look over, and Taylor Lautner is next to me doing, like, upside down one-armed push ups with a hop. AND HES JUST SMILING AT ME. I just fell on my stomach, stood up, said "you win" and left the gym.
