I miss all of you terribly. Even you, Zoya.
I need to hear of all the adventures you are creating for the newest wave of Grisha, due to my travels mostly extending to areas where such people do not exist.
So far, my adventures have been:
Crossing into Fjerda and getting yelled at by a young woman who I assume disliked me for my lack of knowledge over the language.
Finding Tracker, the unbeatable rooster, in a ditch after 4 days of losing him.
Having Tracker then run off again, only to come back carrying a stick. I believe he is having an identity crisis, and believes himself to be a dog.
Waking up on a bed of pine needles in the middle of the forest when I distinctly remember falling asleep in a clearing.
Having a young woman ask me what skin cream I used to keep me looking so youthful despite my hair.
Dying my hair after that experience.
Having my hair come out a musty brown rather that dark brown.
Having the color rinse out completely within two days.
Cursing the allure that comes with deep, purple rings around the eyes, sunken cheeks, and a body that could get me mistaken as malnourished.
I demand a private response from all of you, so that I can tell which adventure comes from which person. If my demands are not met, I will find a way to shine sunlight in your eyes again and blind you permanently.
Hugs and kisses and terrible possible outcomes for you all,
