#dear brain...

No matter how much it would make us feel better, we cannot channel our "inner Ra's al Ghul" and unleash them on the annoying people we're having to deal with at work.

I'm truly sorry,

I was happy playing in just my DA:I x Red Robin verse. I had characters and ideas and plot bunnies hopping around everywhere with little swords and shields on their backs.

Now there's Turnabout verse.

Why?! Why did you decide NOW that you want me to play with a Ra's al Ghul redemption arc story that also puts Dana Winters-Drake back into Tim's life and rekindles a long lost romance between Alfred and Madeline?!

If Alfred and Madeline decide to elope at any point in this, that would legally make Alfred Tim's great-step-uncle through two marriages.

*headdesk*

Sincerely,

Yes I know work sucks today.

Yes I wish I could just walk out the door and leave everything and everyone behind.

No I can't because I have to be the fucking responsible one in my family.

Yes, I'm jaded and bitter as fuck about it.

Sincerely,

I may have missed it yesterday when I was writing it, but I saw it today! You sneaky little shit!

How dare you set up the potential for a coffeeshop AU scenario in Turnabout verse?! Stop caffienating my plot bunnies when I'm not paying attention!

Sincerely,

Why in the name of all things great and good did you decide that we need to change this story's perspective from 3rd person omniscient to that of an epistolary made of letters, reports, journals, and news articles from a variety of sources?

And on a flipping fanfic crossover no less?

In effing November?!

It's been awhile since we've spent any time alone in downtown Denver.

Back in the day, this part of the city used to be our entire world.

Lots of good memories here...

Lots of bad ones too...

Thoughtfully,