#dear abc

I don’t know what to say to you.

We understand the dilemma you are having to face with releasing the promo to us. So why don't you give us the gag reel and that'll tide us over for maybe a week and then you can decide what to do then. 

Always,

The Castle Fandom

How about we cut down DWTS to like 10 minutes tops. We just have a montage of the dances and the judges' scores and if people want to see them so bad they can look them up online. Then give the numbers to vote and it's all good. That'll take like what? 7 minutes tops? Then just run all the commercials back to back and then take all the Castle commercials and shove them in there too. That way, we get Always a little faster and we don't have to worry about those pesky commercials that may or may not cut in to the angst and/or multiple Caskett moments. It's a win win situation. I don't understand why I'm the first one to come up with this. 

Why would you make this whole 1 minute and something promo and not have like any content to it? Like seriously? Here I am, all excited cause I'm like "OMG UNDEAD AGAIN PROMO. EXCESSIVE FLAILING EXCESSIVE FLAILING." and it's just like a 2 second clip of what probably isn't even in Undead Again (I find it a little hard to believe that it is. Seems too HOLY SHIT IMPORTANT SHIT IS GOING DOWN to be what I think is a filler episode) Granted, it is an important clip because our idiots might actually put aside all of this bullshit and go fuck but still. 

Like why have this whole clip show thing? I mean, even if someone is watching this promo for the first time, they're still not going to fully understand all of it and to the fans it's just another opportunity for us to yell at you about your lack of content.