i love John Constantine bc in terms of the dc universe hes abt as normal as you can be without having all the powers in the world (despite still having power close to god with his magic. but yk) which means hes a depressed alcoholic who keeps putting himself in such shit situations he has to trick demons and angels (or js get someone killed for one reason or another. it is ALMOST ALWAYS 1 of the 3)

dead rising fans. dead rising fans where are you. come to me dead rising fans

what if tiktok was called dick cock. i claw at the walls of my enclosure and wail out as it starts again. what if tiktok was called dick cock. i scream for someone to make the noise stop while it bellows in my ears, reminding me of its ever looming presence. what if tiktok was called dick cock. it grows louder with every cycle, mocking me for daring to forget about it. as if itd ever go away. what if tiktok was called dick cock. my nails scrape against padding that refuses to budge to the pressure i put on it, my throat is strained and my ears are ringing yet its still so clear. what if tiktok was called dick cock. what if tiktok was called dick cock. what if tiktok was called dick cock. thatd be funny i think

half of the blogs im mutuals with havent been active in like 3 years my following list sucks ass

im biased but i love protags that are legitimately awful n sometimes worse than the people theyre fighting. see saints row 2 for example but give me an mc that does not give a FUCK abt getting better or "eye for an eye n the world goes blind" i want someone who'll take the concept of killing a housefly with a hand grenade and apply it to groups when pushed

if i had a nickel everytime i get suspended from roblox for calling someone a faggot. id have a lot of nickels