Who are you calling minion? I'm an independent, resourceful woman of wit and cunning!
masterofmirrors, when I called her my favorite minion.
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Who are you calling minion? I'm an independent, resourceful woman of wit and cunning!
masterofmirrors, when I called her my favorite minion.

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Roomie: -talking about a club- So we're going to the Climax tomorrow, right?
Me: Nah, you're probably going alone. Like always. Hah!
Roomie: What does that even mean?
Me: It means you're getting real HANDSY.
Roomie: Can...can girls do that?
Me: ...I mean, yeah...?
Roomie: How even?
Me: ...you use your fingers....
Roomie: ...oh.
Me: What did you think lesbian sex was?
Roomie: I dunno, I thought they just high-fived or something.
Me: ...
Roomie: I kinda thought it was like how you're like with your girl best friends, like braiding each others' hair and talking about boys--only I guess you wouldn't talk about boys. What would you talk about?
Me: Girls.
Things were so much simpler when all she wanted were a pair of shoes.
Deanna on Azkadelia
Me: You mind if I start the film?
Deanna: Hang on a minute.
Me: Oh, look! You're actually invested!
Deanna: I'm invested in Alan Cumming at this point, does that count?
Me: We're all invested in Alan Cumming. It counts.
I almost made a really bad joke about his brother, Alan Going.
Deanna on Alan Cumming

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Kenz whacking the shit out of her future friends with bats.
A++. I do muchly enjoy. <3
Deanna Darling
[Kidnapping? No.
Someone to take me to the hospital when my fat ass hurts itself? Yes.
Also, CLASSES ENDED TODAY. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!!]
[Ren redecorates; phase one, small wall! BE JEALOUS!]
[Edit from Laptop: So that's Small Wall One, my new Everyone Pays Tribute To Rocky Horror, Bitches! corner. (For funsies, y'all should know that it's just above my Iron Throne model, which is the seat of power for my Arya Stark Pop figure.) The painting was an extra special gift from Deanna. <3 I have four more posters to put up:
Phantom of the Opera original cast poster
Signed KISS poster
Alice Cooper Theatre of Death poster from the concert
Star Trek: The Motion Picture original film promotional poster
But three of those are rather large and I'll need someone else's input on where to stick them. I just wanted Rocky Horror in a highly visible space.]