#deaf magic

"Okay Google..." he pauses and listens to the phone as it activates, "Send a text to Lucan...'Scrambled eggs with tabasco sauce and toast.' Send. This is so inconvenient..." Arthur laid his head on the table as he heard Lucan's phone buzz. At the same time, the older Kingsmen took out his phone and read his cousin's breakfast request.

The following is a spell to use your hearing aids to hold blessings with them. If you are wearing them most of the time, this can be a discreet way to add a little magic to your life.

Things you will need:

Your hearing aids

The storage container they came with

Crystals or herbs of your choice matching intent

A small bowl

Take your hearing aids and remove the batteries from them. Clean the accessories and close the empty battery door. Cast a protection circle around the area you are working in. When calling the elements, add in the ASL signs for that element OR fingerspell the element name. This is all prep work before the ritual.

Herbs and Crystals for Intent:

Cloves - Protection/Love/Wealth

Grass - Protection/Psychic Enhancement

Opal - Fortune/Truth/Protection

Cinnamon - Wealth/Protection/Healing

Dill - Fortune/Protection

The Ritual:

In the small bowl, mix the herbs and crystals relating to your intent while chanting "Spirits of the universe, hear my plea, bless this mixture, as I will it so more it be." OR, sign the word for your intent over the four quarters of the bowl and finally fingerspell either the name of a God/Goddess you wish to invoke or a short phrase representing "as I will it so mote it be" of your choosing

Next, add in the containers holding your hearing aids and you can anoint the containers with moon water if wish. Either say or sign "My intent is pure, these devices clean, as long as they let me hear, let them bring me (intent)."

Close your eyes and envision a white light surrounding your hearing aid containers and piercing through it to be absorbed by your hearing aids. Envision every part of your hearing aids glow with a bright white light. They are now blessed.

Working backwards, remove the hearing aid containers, the herbs all together, then the crystals. Close the circle and compost the herbs.

Remove the hearing aids from the containers and insert the batteries back in. As the hearing aids take in sounds and amplify them, the energy charged will flow into you like a river.

Recharge whenever you feel necessary

Bonus Tip:

@littlemediumella

“Oh, wha’ would Ah do without ye, Phi?” Lucan commented as he welcomes his girlfriend inside.

“Oh bless. You’ve come at a perfect time, Phi.” Arthur comments, getting up from his seat and standing to say hello, his hand still on the chair to keep him oriented, “Lucan and I were about to order some takeout.” Arthur was glad to have Phiora visiting, she was fun company and fully capable of communicating with both of the boys.

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“...wha’?” Lucan blinked, fearing the worst as he felt his ears flood with a ringing sound and then cotton. His eyes widened in terror as he felt the world vanish from one of his senses, the sudden silence wrapping all around him.

“...fuck, this...this’s...no’ good...” Lucan couldn’t even hear himself speak clearly, the only ‘sound’ that registered was the vibration through his own head. So...at least he could have an idea of what he was saying. Sadly, the world of sound and noise was lost to him.

Seeing as Lucan was the only one capable of sight, he answered the door and looked at Duet with confusion. Then he spotted the pizza and smelled the overwhelming seafood scent. The older Kingsmen nodded and gestured Duet inside.

"Lad is in the livin' room." Lucan supplied, his words slow and deliberate to be understood as he beckoned Duet to follow him. As expected, Arthur was in the room, cozy on the couch with an earbud plugged in as he listened to something on his phone. Lucan knocked lightly on his cousin's head and thumbed over his shoulder. "Duet's here fer ya."

"They are?" Arthur asked as he sat up, his blind eyes unable to help him find his target. His nose, however... "Is...is that a Surf's Up Surprise?" And Arthur wishes could float over directly to Duet and not risk bashing his shins and toes against the furniture in his way.