#deadvalentinagallo

ODESSA, SANTINO & VALENTINA + NIKITA GILL’S GREAT GODDESSES

happy birthday alyx! @odessasvernon / @santisgallo / @deadvalentinagallo 

featuring @reginadalys

kills the spider — regina doesn’t care and paola is oblivious to these things so it takes a LONG ass time but eventually paola sees it and casually smacks it without a word. regina does not really notice,,,,

proposed — oh these bitches are NOT getting married wefkjhxc neither one i think feels very obligated to the law and labels and shit??

kissed the other first — definitely paola,, she tries to hold out for as long as she can but then regina makes the most micro of expressions and paola is like I CAN’T HOLD IT BACK mwah

initiates things — does this mean sexually because i’ve been noticing everyone’s been answering this one sexually.... if it’s sexually, then regina WEFXCV

would leave the other — regina because,,, well it’s regina. girl is way out of paola’s league

is more jealous — paola !!!! bro regina can get it and paola knows it, and paola has this undying sense of loyalty that can defy her own will.. but regina is FOR THE MOST PART more self-invested

is lazier — regina,,, paola is the overworked but handsomely paid assistant to henry zhang ok girl is worked to the bone and used to being productive. meanwhile, regina kills casually w/o blinking an eye when told and then goes right back to finishing her movie

sends weird texts at 3 AM — i feel like paola because regina would not think to text first,, i’ll see you when i see you is the last text regina sends paola and it was two weeks ago at 10:03 am

is more experienced — i think regina may be??? idk they’re both kind of at opposite spectrums from what i can tell

LAST SENT TEXTS?

[ 05.08.19 5:00p ]     You shouldn’t have allowed me to borrow this dress. I’m a very responsible person, I swear, but since arriving in Verona, I’ve just been ruining other peoples possessions! I shouldn’t have made borscht while wearing it, I’m sorry! 05.12.19 10:01a ]     Have you seen Brielle? You see her more than I do these days. Well, when you do, tell her that I would like for her to come home as soon as possible! I have something to say! 05.14.19 2:37a ]     Hello Dess! I have decided to listen to you more often. I know you give me great advice and I’m finally going to take it! I promise to stay safe from now on and pay closer attention! [ 05.25.19 6:05p ]     Okay, I was just passing the time with someone you wouldn’t approve of, so now I’m going to wipe the slate clean and start over. Starting tomorrow, I will listen to you! [ 05.29.19 1:15p ]     Hello Dess! Would you like to come over for dinner? How does takeout sound? I still can’t cook without stumbling over myself!

LAST UNSENT TEXTS?

[ 03.25.19 6:07p ]     You’re not old and horrid to look at Dess, so why are you still all alone? Is it because sometimes beautiful people have a harder time at finding true love? If that’s the case, I’m screwed! I don’t know if you’re just not putting yourself out there, but you should! I have a feeling that if we don’t find someone soon, we’re going to end up like Cas and have seven cats! [ 03.27.19 1:30p ]     Wait, I just remembered you have a brother. That’s interesting. Haha. [ 05.22.19 2:34a ]     This whole thing with you and Maeve is going to send me to an early grave. It’s stupid. This whole war is stupid, I just want the people I care about to stop hurting each other!!

WHAT MY MUSE SAVED YOUR NUMBER AS?

Dess☀️ 💕

WHAT CONTACT PHOTO MY MUSE HAS SAVED FOR YOURS?

[x]

WHAT RINGTONE MY MUSE HAS SET FOR YOURS?

A Song for You by Donny Hathaway instrumental :///

HOW MANY TIMES MY MUSE HAS CALLED YOURS THIS WEEK?

Only twenty. She prefers to see Odessa in person. :////

HOW MANY CALLS HAS MY MUSE MISSED FROM YOURS?

kills the spider — maeve does it for juliana, because... who wouldn’t?? risk their morals and sacrifice their sense of right and wrong (e.g. taking a life, eVEN A SPIDER’S LIFE) for principessa????

proposed — i feel like juliana would have to do it, marriage means WAY more when you’re the heir to the wHOLE DAMN CAPULETS

kissed the other first — oh absolutely juliana, i feel like girl is much bolder and stronger than maeve in so many ways

initiates things — maeve because she gets needy and wants all of juliana’s attention!!!

would leave the other — hMMM this one is hard!! i honestly feel like they’d never leave each other so um NEITHER let me live in my sweet wlw world

is more jealous — probably maeve actually FOR ONCE because juliana is principessa, who doesn’t?? want that??? she’d be much more i think protective more than jealous, but they can look very similar!!

is lazier — i’m sorry but juliana WEFKJHXCV c’mon girl is an heiress... maeve had to raise hERSELF ok!! and take care of her dad!!

sends weird texts at 3 AM — maeve because she can’t sleep and the moon looks beautiful wow u know who else is beautiful?? JULIANA time to write her a poem and send it to her in a series of texts

is more experienced — OH MAYBE MAEVE FOR ONCE??

001. .   .   .   kills the spider | definitely santi, because ronan is a born and bred rich bitch and would be like...how am i even supposed to go about doing that. 

002. .   .   .   proposed | ronan, and you bet your ASS it was extravagant and elaborate, and an attempt to make up for everything santino has never had or has lost to verona’s cruelty-- but in a way that santi would appreciate. he probably surprised him with a week in paris, or his own art studio space...also you better believe that ring is amazing and custom made. 

003.  .   .   .   kissed the other first | santi kissed ronan out of the blue, after he got tired of ronan’s longing stares. ronan would have been content to go the rest of his life just...looking, trying to figure out his own feelings and if love is really something that he can keep alive, that he can nurture within himself, or if he’ll just be repeating the same mistakes. santi tells him to stop thinking so much. 

004.  .   .   .   initiates things | ronan--once he knows that its something santi wants, he’s ready to go!! santino is beautiful and wants to be with him, and ronan is nothing if not a glutton on a fundamental level. 

005.  .   .   .   would leave the other | ronan...you_know_im_no_good.mp3 seriously though, ronan will always believe in some level that santino deserves better than him, even though he does his best to be someone that santi would actually like / want to keep around. 

006.  .   .   .   is more jealous | ronan ronan ronan !!!! ronan who’s always gotten what he wanted, would not be able to cope if santi were somehow taken away. 

007.  .   .   .   is lazier | ronan, in an odd twist of fate. if he could spend the rest of his life doing absolutely nothing with santino, he would be content. 

008.  .   .   .   sends weird texts at 3 AM | santino probably? because ronan doesn’t text unless he has to? and ronan just parrots his words back to him, tells him that he’s loved and he doesn’t need to think so much. 

009.   .   .   .  is more experienced | ronan probably, just by virtue of age? but he has very little...practical experience, because he spent a lot of years being really insecure and blustering by people. i imagine it would be a lot of them figuring things out together. 

@rafaellacapulet

kills the spider - rafaella. daphne will scream and ask for rafaella to kill the spiders for her. after raf gets spider goop on her nails, daphne goes ham on buying anti-spider traps and sprays. to prove she’s Tough, daphne once tries to let the spider get close to her to show that she Doesn’t Care, but she very much does. 

proposed - daphne! she plans a very cute low-key proposal while they’re vacation on lake como. maybe she gets a bit too choked up to actually pop the question.

kissed the other first - rafaella! soon after daphne gets into the cap’s, they go dancing and rafaella kisses her and to this day daphne considers it a proper miracle that no paps caught it on camera. 

initiates things - rafaella. daphne’s more cool about pda and probably wears a lot of scarves in april to hide hickeys

would leave the other - probably rafaella, but i could see daphne catching wind of rafaella breaking her heart, so she decides to break rafaella’s heart. or raf does something that daphne just can’t reconcile, so she leaves.

is more jealous - rafaella??

is lazier - probably daphne, but let’s be honest, they both should be vacationing in a tuscan vineyard and attending fashion shows instead of doing Mob Shit. they’re both the other’s trophy wife. 

sends weird texts at 3 AM - whenever raf doesn’t come home (without first telling daphne that she won’t be home that night), daphne sends rafaella a couple of Weird but Specific Texts. 35% of their texts are daphne asking rafaella to pick up milk since she’s coming home late. 

is more experienced - rafaella, probably?? 

@odessasvernon

kills the spider - they are fine with coexisting with it until it comes near a bed, in which case grace kills it

proposed - they would not get married are you kidding

kissed the other first - grace. dess still thinks she’s straight :\

initiates things - also grace

would leave the other - grace.

is more jealous - dess maybe? I feel like grace is not incredibly attached to the relationship but dess kinda jumps all in

is lazier - neither of them?

sends weird texts at 3 AM - grace and dess replies to them all when she wakes up which is more than grace expects or deserves

is more experienced - grace

001. .   .   .   kills the spider / ro, bellamy would happily let it continue living in their house and dess wants nothing to do with it, so the duty falls to him as the neutral party. 

002. .   .   .   proposed / ro to dess, because bellamy didn’t want either of them tied to his family, or for his family to even know about the two of them. he’s mostly okay with it--they both treat him like a spouse, and if he communicates when he’s feeling insecure they both do their best to reassure him. 

003.  .   .   .   kissed the other first / bell was odessa’s first kiss, and then kissed ro while they were both drunk, and eventually the two of them came to him and told him to stop being stupid and obviously pining after the two of them, when they both wanted to be with him as well. dess kissed him first, and then ro told her to stop being greedy and kissed him as well. 

004.  .   .   .   initiates things / ro, who’s really good at that sort of thing in comparison to bellamy who is dense as hell. sometimes dess surprises them both and draws them both in and they’re helpless to it. 

005.  .   .   .   would leave the other / bellamy, because he would feel like he was getting in the way of their relationship. i could see dess and bell worrying about ro leaving the two of them, because they can’t satiate his big heart with enough love between them. 

006.  .   .   .   is more jealous / roman montague!!!! boy prince and heir to the throne!!! 

007.  .   .   .   is lazier / bellamy is the voice of laziness, and tries to convince them at least once a week to call of work and just lay in bed with him, doing absoultely nothing. he needs to escape from the world outside, from the weight, every so often. 

008.  .   .   .   sends weird texts at 3 AM / ro and bell to dess, bc they’re both drunk again and she’s responsible. its mostly rambling about how much they both love her though, and they become increasingly more difficult to decipher because at some point they switch to voice text. 

009.   .   .   .  is more experienced / roman...obviously.