Prank Pals
Starter for @silvertonguedeity Rumour had it that Thor was in town. Yes, that would be Thor, the god of Thunder. Taller He-man with more power. Thor. Wade was excited - that guy had tricked him with his damned hammer once, and he wanted to get him back. Thor had no ill intent, mind, but that shit had stung. Hold my weapon my ass. So Wade was hurrying down the streets, suited up and ignoring kids with Spiderman selfie requests, trying to come up with a good prank when he - oh you’re going to think this is so plot convenient, and it is - crashed straight into a figure. “Oh, it’s you!” he exclaimed excitedly as he regained his balance and looked at the fella. This is where you all think I actually crashed into Thor. I didn’t. It was far better. I met my perfect partner in crime. He just doesn’t know it yet. Excuse me while I ramble and introduce myself. “I can’t believe - oh my gosh. You look so WOW in person. I’m sorry, did I hurt you?” Wade marvelled over Loki, the god of mischief. Just what he needed right now, actually. The gods of entertainment, karma and popcorn were all smiling down at him. Oh. And Loki. Not smiling. “I was looking for your brother, I’m gonna prank the living shit out of him - wanna help? I’m Dea - Wade Wilson, by the way.” Wade offered his hand.
