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Animal activists to restore world’s ‘natural order,’ leaders promise

Talking raccoons such as ‘Rocket’ from Guardians of the Galaxy are becoming commonplace thanks to new technology that makes inter-species communication possible.

LOS ANGELES  – We ate their ribs for pleasure, tied their testicles so they cannot reproduce, and turned their natural habitats into concrete wastelands, and this week animals around the planet said they are fed up with the destruction…