#deadjokes

You're all crazier than me if you think there is anything going on between myself and deads!! I have zero feelings for him, nada!

Sure he's loyal, stunning, has soft hands, laughs at my jokes, has nice hair, warms my cold dead heart in a way that no one else ever could and is pretty much husband material-

BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM.

Do I want to have him by my side for the rest of my days? Yes!! But who wouldn't!?!?! That's just Deadpan- perfect in everyway- I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to be around that gorgeous clown 24/7.

... You guys don't think someone's already claimed that spot in his heart do you? Not that I yearn- crave- or need him but I can't have my best and favourite henchman off busy with some other man!

He probably wouldn't let me kiss him anymore if he got himself a little boyfriend either- which is my favourite thing to do...

ANYWAYS ANYWAYS I'M GETTING DISTRACTED. STOP THIS DEADJOKES TOMFOOLERY. But I will accept fanart...

pov : you walk on them smooching mid bank robbery to tell them batmans there (they're unimpressed) (let them smooch in peace)

— NOT the joker xoxo

idk ngl i would just go for it if i were you. give him a fat kiss mister DEFINITELY not the joker. i would even go far as to say that if you don't you're a chicken. <3

What if... deadjokes stimboard/nf

(You may use my art)

Love you babesy poo

deadjokes stimboard !!!!

deadpan (oc & s/i) and center art by @hisbrunetteroots (my boyfriend hehe)

new to making stimboards so im open to advice!

requests open!

Joker gasps like a girl on the street into the bleeding night as Floyd guides his legs around his waist. Floyd is not asking for anything anymore, instead simply doing all that he ever wanted to do to him while he still can. Joker obeys him like a sweet little doll, like pleasing Floyd’s wishes was equivalent to keeping his darling Batsy alive and in love with him.

- Final chapter of the fairly smutty Deadjokes series Warmer This Way.