#dead puns

Tony, grinning widely: I’m dead serious, Nat. If you’d been paying attention, you would know that

Nat *groaning*: I swear, it’s like you looked up 101 Dead Puns before you put on that damn glove

Tony, dead serious: No, I did that when I got back after the first Snap and made passive-aggressively pissing off Cap my daily goal for a few weeks

Laugh Out Loud With 200+ Dead Puns That Are Perfect For Spooky Season Or Just A Dark Laugh

Looking to dig up some humor that’s a little on the dark side? “200+ Dead Puns and Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Six Feet Under and Beyond” is your ultimate graveyard of giggles!

Packed with witty one-liners, hilarious wordplay, and jokes that toe the line between cheeky and macabre, this collection is perfect for those who love a good pun with a touch of the morbid.

These puns are to die for, guaranteed to bring a smile (or at least a ghost of one) to your face. Discover more clever puns that will leave you laughing in the afterlife.

10 Dead Puns That Will Have You Cackling from Beyond

Why did the skeleton start a band? He really knew how to “rattle” the audience! 🎸

I told my friend I was dead tired — he said, “I’ve never felt more alive!” 🛌

Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits! 🌧️

My skeleton friend got a job as a DJ. He’s really got “bone-shaking” beats! 🎧

Why don’t zombies make good comedians? They always “deadpan” their jokes! 😐

I asked my ghost friend if he had any regrets — he said, “I’m over it, that ship has sailed!” 🚢

Why are cemeteries so noisy? Because of all the “coffin” going on! 🤧

I told my skeleton he needed a break — he said, “I’m just trying to keep it together!” 🦴

Why did the zombie start gardening? He heard it was good to “root” for the dead! 🪴

My ghost friends love attending music festivals — they say it’s all about the “booo-sic!” 🎶