#dead funny

this is the sort of story that if i were to found out my kid has written it, next scene would be a quick montage of me throwing them in a car and putting their ass on the closest therapy couch as i turn back to search their room for cat tails, bird beaks or someshit. and lifetime ban on horror movies cus WHAT DA HELL!

I didn't see the end coming.

I am a textbook dogperson. i grew up with 30 or so dogs and i wouldn't trust people who don't like dogs. so, as predicted, i was one of those people that relieved when kid said they will be killing old women now instead of dogs. Thank god i thought. but then nopenopenope nope still horrible. was that saw really necessary? could't you murder the old woman in peace like a normal child???😭😭?