May 29
EXISTENCE IS FUTILE
Tip them over the edge this year with our new Dead Fancy greeting card.
It’s blank inside, so whatever occasion you want to gift them a tiny existential crisis for, it’s perfect.
Check it out online here.
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EXISTENCE IS FUTILE
Tip them over the edge this year with our new Dead Fancy greeting card.
It’s blank inside, so whatever occasion you want to gift them a tiny existential crisis for, it’s perfect.
Check it out online here.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hello Americans. Sorry, “Howdy”.
Here’s the thing - thanks to the haunted satsuma who rules over you, we will shortly be forced to stop selling directly to the USA.
On August 29th, the de minimis exemptions will be eliminated, meaning any commercial mail going from the UK (where we are) to the US will now be subject to heavy tariffs and duty costs, that make it unfeasible to carry on - we’ve left the decision late in case old cheeto dick TACO’d out of it, but it looks like it’s going ahead.
We know, it’s a big old kick in the balls for us and hundreds of other small businesses in the UK - but unless you’re all happy to pay $80 for a greeting card, we just don’t see how we can move forward.
We’ll still be trading in the rest of the world and are looking into alternative fulfilment for the USA in the future, if we find anything that works, we will let you know.
SO! Basically, if you’re in America, you’ve got until 28th August (less than TEN DAYS) to grab one of our snarky vintage greeting cards.
Not sure why, but this Donald Trump one seemed apt and due to demand last year, we ordered a whole bunch of these, so it would be great if we can sell them out before the deadline drops!
You can grab one or two or ten from our Etsy store here.
We have over 100 designs in store now, adorable insults for most if not all occasions.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - DF
SANTA IS LORD.
Get demonic this holiday season with this new darkly funny retro vibes Christmas card.
Featuring disarmingly adorable vintage art and alarmingly inappropriate “festive” greetings.
Great xmas gifts for the santaist in your life.
Shop the full Christmas card range online or buy this card here.
Happy Mother’s Day!
You’re too late to get a card for her in time for this year, but you’re exactly on time for getting one sorted super early for next year.
Buy funny vintage greeting cards directly from us here.
Got someone who’s going through something?
Get them a little treat to remind them who the f*ck they are with our new cute, kitsch, commiserations cards.
Cards are left blank inside for your own message.
Available to buy online now!
Shop the range here, direct links below:
A REMINDER
EVERYTHING SUCKS BALLS
F*CK THE WHOLE F*CKING LOT OF ‘THEM
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Ey up!
We're Dead Fancy and this is one of those awkward introduction posts designed to engage potential customers.
We are supposed to let you know who we are and what we do, where we say words like “ethos” and “vision” like the world isn't on fire and anything even matters anymore.
But anyway, we’re from Yorkshire, in the UK or Totally Normal Island as it's now known and this is me starting my own little business, because frankly I can't go back to working in an office - PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK.
Ahem. So I like to play with kitsch, cute and weird retro public domain images found whilst spending too much time gloomscrolling the internet.
You can expect funny, unusual and vaguely insulting vintage style greeting cards and gifts for all occasions, socially awkward shirts and all manner of fancy nonsense you never knew you needed.
Hopefully you like it! Maybe you won't. Who knows. Oh god.
Either way, you can check out our print on demand stuff on the following sites:
REDBUBBLE
TEEPUBLIC
We will be selling physical products direct through our website, when I get around to finally setting it up! (hopefully this week).
This is the bit at the end where I’m supposed to ask *you* a question, in an extra chummy tone to keep you engaged with our “content” and pretend we’re friends and not just trying to flog you stuff, like you haven’t got enough to do.
Honestly, who do we think we are?
HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?
Celebrate their continuing existence this birthday with our disarmingly cute and alarmingly inappropriate Dead Fancy greeting cards.
Great little birthday treats for existential friends.
Grab one online here, if you’re in the UK you can buy direct from us our Etsy shop.
Get fancy and bring your big “I’d rather be at home” vibes wherever you go this summer with our range of darkly snarky and disarmingly kitsch vintage style shirts.
Adorable retro artwork and silly little slogans.
Shop the whole collection here, individual links below:
I MISS THE DRUGS
HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA
DEAD INSIDE
PUNK AS HECK