#ddmc

totally not making an au of this-

Instead, have a list of all my Undertale Aus!

Fishdings

TECtale

Underswitch

Doki Doki Monster Club

Underflame

Blankstatale

Fishdings

If you don't know this one by now you have not been here long. Here's the link to the account:

TECtale

So you know the early fanon version of undertale? Evil Chara, OP Sans, UWU Papyrus? Yeah, that's kind of what it is.

Basically, Sans (a genius scientist, ofc) and Frisk (a nineteen year old girl and his gf) decide to banish The Evil Chara (TEC) to another universe. They succeed, but TEC resets the timeline as they do it.

TEC ends up in the canon UT universe, where she (gender up to interpretation) is reduced to an angry narrator. Like that one "what do you want" "souls of the unliving" "a bagel" "nooo" meme. She is still convinced she's making you kill everyone, and even if you only kill a single Froggit she will remain convinced it's bc she's controlling you. At the end of the pacifst run, you get this dialogue:

(Art by worst ut canon)

Meanwhile, Canon Chara was sent to the fanon universe. It is literally Hell. Their mother is hypersexualised, their brother is a tsundere, the child they follow around and narrate about how has boobs, and worst of all said child is convinced they're making her kill everyone!

Once Frisk gets to Snowdin (after killing everyone in the ruins) she warps off to Sans' house with the man himself, leaving Chara to explore the underground on their own. Strangely enough, the world seems to be... glitching out? Monsters will talk about how their heads feel foggy or how they don't even know why they hate Sans so much and then glitch into a loop of "I hate Sans I hate Sans I hate Sans"

Is it something to do with those garbage noises that seem to constantly be playing with the music? Hopefully Chara can find out... before it's too late.

Underswitch

Literally just a common or garden roleswap, nothing special. Swaps are as follows:

Toriel ~ Gaster (a white fire elemental here)

Asgore ~ Grillby

Sans ~ Napstablook

Papyrus ~ Alphys ~ Mad Mew Mew (three way swap)

Undyne ~ Mettaton

Frisk ~ Human from the first image in the prologue

Chara ~ That one alt design

Monster Kid ~ Heats Flamesman

Asriel ~ Fuku Fire

Burgerpants ~ So Sorry

All the Blooks are cat people and cousins.

Papyton real, is the date storyline.

Alphys was Timid Dummy, and then Rar Rar Scratchy Clawy, a violent anime dinosaur sk8er.

Metta is captain of the royal guard and has a ponytail. Maddy wants to join but he fears she will kill everyone accidentally due to her incredible violence.

Undyne has several violent tv shows and movies. You shoot her legs off first and she's like "who needs legs... with arms like these?!" and starts suplexing shit.

Napsta makes sick beats and has anxiety, but is great at pretending they don't. They are incredibly popular. They still live in constant fear.

Sans records stupid jokes and never lets people hear em. He and the other ghosts aren't related.

Speaking of that last point, Alphys and Undyne are exes. Undyne abandoned her and Sans for the Hollywood dream. They probably get back together post pacifist.

Heats Flamesman is a child. He likes Metta because everyone knows his name. He aspires to be like that some day.

Monster Kid wants you to believe in them. If you don't they will be traumatised. If you do, they will be so shocked you did, they will be traumatised anyway.

Doki Doki Monster Club

Co created with my good friends @sans-au-war-ii and @bestfictionaldivorce.

The girls (™) are:

So-Sorryori

Grillbyuri

Natsundyne

Mewnica

It's pretty damn obviously who's who. The only thing of relevance I can think of to mention is that Grillbyuri is obsessed with water (not knives) and instead of stabbing himself he pours water on himself. Instead of watching his corpse decay for three days, you watch him slowly evaporate over three days.

And everyone wears a skirt.

Art by sans au war!

Underflame

Epic Au where Frisk gets blasted by Toriel's fire magic and their soul's like "not today satan" and turns upside-down and Frisk becomes a fire monster.

Sansby real, and they adopt Frisk. They call them Dad and Also Dad. Fuku is their cousin now, and Heats Flamesman is their weird tiny uncle.

Anyway, worst ut canon wrote this oneshot for it read it right now pls

Blankstatale

First off, Blankstablook is an oc of mine of sorts. They're the ghost possessing the ruins dummy and they live there to avoid the sheer chaos that comes from living in the same vicinity of its cousins.

Anyway, resets don't exist and the player is the opposite of an alpha gamer and gets wiped out by the first Froggit they encounter after Toriel skedaddles. Blanksta feels bad for them (and for Toriel, she'll only blame herself) and so decides to possess them.

It ties the soul around their neck with Frisk's bandages, and proceeds. They do an awful job at pretending to be an alive child. It floats two feet off the ground the whole time, while the soul flails around trying to kill.

They also just generally act like an eldrich abomination and freak the shit out of everyone. Except their cousins. Who are just like "man, classic Blanksta"

Oh yeah and being a ghost they can't take damage which makes fights both very interesting and incredibly hilarious.

Heres Blanksta!Frisk:

(Art by me for once lol)

I forgot that I actually do have a complete rip of the DDMC game cover. (Originally ripped by @nostraightreferences)

Assalamualaikum. Selamat tengahari semua :)

Dah lunch? Makan apa tu? Saya belum lunch lagi. Huhu.

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Glowing DD Moist Cake ni ada dua warna iaitu light dan medium

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Glowing DD Moist Cake atau lebih dikenali sebagai DDMC adalah salah satu hot produk Nurraysa.

Sekarang ni Nurraysa dah upgrade sikit DDMC dgn formula terbaru dan packaging baru.

Cantik kan packaging DDMC baru? <3

Walaupun packaging baru, fungsi dia tetap sama.

Kelebihan Glowing DD Moist Cake:-

Gabungan Foundation + Concealer + Powder (3 dalam 1)

Mesra solat – mudah dicuci dan ditanggalkan

Tanpa silikon

SPF 50++

Free span

Penggunaan lama akan menampakkan kulit wajah lebih berseri

Kulit muka tidak bercapuk & tidak berminyak

DDMC yang terbaru ni ada dua color - Light dan Medium

Utk color light sesuai dgn kulit cerah / cerah putih kuning. Yg medium sesuai dgn kulit sederhana cerah / cerah pink.

Cara guna DDMC ni senang je. Dap-dap sahaja kemudian ratakan ke seluruh wajah anda. Elakkan penggunaan secara sapuan untuk kesan lebih baik, lebih sekata dan span tidak cepat rosak kerana Glowing DD Moist Cake mempunyai concealer dan bersifat keras.

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Jika selepas guna bedak ada tanda-tanda muka merah, berbahang dan jerawat, ia disebabkan tindak balas dari bedak kerana bedak ini bersifat merawat. Bagi kulit seperti ini disarankan guna secara nipis dahulu.

Jika kulit muka berminyak disebabkan guna bedak ini, ini kerana liang pori sebelum ini tersumbat. Jadi anda seharusnya cuci muka dengan betul sebelum menggunakan bedak.

Pengalaman saya guna DDMC memang mula2 mcm ada jerawat sikit. Tapi lama2 dia okay sebab DDMC ni merawat kulit kita.

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