#ddceveryone

Barrel climbed up onto a table and clapped his hands together to gain attention of the room. "Hey!" He yelled and then waited for the room to quiet down. "So listen up punks, those stupid security guards have locked us in here all cramped up without giving us proper food. And I say, that's not fair! You know what's in the car right there?" Barrel pointed to the doors at the front of the dinning car. "The kitchen and you know what's in the kitchen? Good food. So I don't know about the rest of you losers, but I'm done with this crappy food and I'm gonna go and I'm gonna get myself some of that good food, if you're brave enough to join me, join me, if not, don't complain when I've got the good stuff and you want it" Barrel gave his signature smirk and then hoped down from the table, leaning against it, waiting for people to approach him to join his little raid, really hoping people would because otherwise he would look like a total idiot. 

Oh my god I’m so glad you asked. I like playing god sometimes and smushing people together, if only in my head. Okay this will be a long list, so I’ll list ‘em, and if you want specific reasoning, you gotta message me. Let’s get going:

Leroy & Faline, Lola & Amelia, Tia & Naveen, Calhoun & Aster, Jane & Sophie, Copper & Lottie, non-jailbait Stitch & Shock, Dor & Pain & March, Oswald & Felix, Tramp & Merida, Quasi & Leota, Clio & Edna, Zira & Reuben, Lady & Wendy, John & Fauna

Myself, of course. Really, you’re only “gossip worthy” if I end up with nothing but scoop on you. It’s pretty varied usually.

First of all, you.