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“Why? Is he missing?” Wanda teased. She was the only one who knew of your secret, and that was only because she accidentally read your mind one game night when she saw your doed eyes popping out of your skull each time Bucky laughed or snorted. 

He was so cute.

“No. He isn’t missing I- I was just wondering. I didn’t see him yesterday, s’all.” You immediately brought the coffee back up to your lips to hide the growing smirk threatening to give it all away. Of course Wanda would know different. Your wandering eyes gave it away.

“I believe he’s still in bed. Why don’t you go and give him a nice wakeup?” Wanda chuckled. You shook your head and licked the coffee drops off your lips before they could drip down your chin. 

“Everyone knows they are not allowed to barge into his room. It’s an unspoken rule.” You told her, raising your eyebrows. 

“Oh that’s right. He might have a naked woman in there.” 

“Wanda, please! You’re not helping. Speaking of which…” you chuckled and readjusted your position on the stool, leaning your elbows on the counter and your chin on your fist. 

“Uh oh, that never sounds good.” Wanda laughed, taking a seat opposite you to listen to the thoughts about to spew out from your mouth. 

“No, no. It’s nothing bad.” You giggled, scratching the back of your neck with your free hand, “Okay, so you know Bucky is 100 years old right?”

“Oh jeez…”

“One night, I was watching porn and these old men around his age had problems getting it up, I wonder if he has that problem.” You giggled, thinking back to the poor men in the videos you were watching during your alone time. 

“Why don’t you ask him? He’s right behind ya!” 

Your jaw slacked open and eyes bulged out of your head. And because you were so intent on remembering your general wondering, you completely neglected to hear footsteps behind you.

“What? Oh-noooo!” You spun in your seat and Wanda was right, he was right behind you, leaning against the cupboard with his big arms crossed over his chest and one ankle crossed over the other with that smug grin on his face.

“Morning Bucky!” Wanda chimed, handing him that spare coffee she made minutes ago. 

“G’ morning Wanda. Y/N.” Bucky winked, embarrassing you further. You dropped your gaze to your lap and sighed. This couldn’t be happening, damn that man and his super abilities to walk so quietly. 

Wanda’s phone suddenly dinged, alerting her of a new text message which caught your attention too. You watched her face, noticing how her eyes wandered behind you and her lips trying to conceal the smirk. She quietly excused herself, and just as she left, you spun in your seat and caught Bucky putting his phone back in his pocket. 

That sneaky bastard. 

“So…” Bucky took Wanda’s seat. He loved how red and embarrassed you looked. “Had a fight with an erection this morning. I beat it single handedly.” Bucky jokes. 

“Oh my god.” You chuckled, shaking your head and facepalming yourself. “Buck, really. I’m so sorry you heard that-”

“Nah, don’t be. To answer your question, I guess I could call it. I don’t have any problems. Do you have any problems getting wet?” 

“Wh-”

“Hey guys. Buck, need you down at the gym in 2 minutes.” Steve interrupted, grabbing a bottle of cold water from the fridge and leaving again.