#dcs

I love all of your characters. Everytime I see a new one its like a lil gift. A new blorbo for me :3c

Project wingman: You are the best pilot to ever exist, nobody can best you, as you are the king. Here have a plane with 200 all use missles, 40 air to ground missles, and 32 of the shittiest air to air missles to ever exist, and an autoload system (?). Also here have a button that can turn off physics, we had to remove your flares to give it to you though. Also your planes machine gun can sink ships. And your plane can tank several missles before dying with no negative side effects. Early game nuclear option: Here, Have plane. Oop you touched the grass now your landing gear fell off. Okay have another plane, oh you got an ARH missile up your engine the minute you took off. Alright then, here have another plane! Oh all 18 of your missiles got shot down by a anti air tank, unfortunate. Also your altitude increased from "almost scraping the ground" to "A bit low" so the stratolaunch site on the other side of the map has decided that you specifically are going to die today.