#dcc crafts

I’m also gluing a couple little sparkles around the lettering.

Then I’m thinking for the front … umm. I don’t know. This is the back.

But I want to write “You know what you did” on the front because I think the AI would definitely make that comment.

When you open it this will be inside the lid.

I’m gonna make NPC t-shirts for me and my SO for Halloween.

I’ll use a different name but here’s my example:

“Abstract Diagram. Race: Human. Class: Deceptive Craftsman. This is a non-combatant NPC”

My SO’s:

“____. Race: Human. Class: Security Gourmand. This is a non-combatant NPC”

I wonder if I could add more … like the AI explanations or something. If I knew how I was going to do it and if I had an Etsy shop I’d offer a personalization slot for name, race, and class with options for me to pick the race and class for the buyer. I’d offer the chance for approval/changes/whathaveyou of course.

“Security Gourmand. This class may sound like a health inspector with an over inflated sense of importance but they are really covert experts in the field of asset protection. Especially if that asset is edible. They are gourmands, after all. Tell one of these body guards that your enemy is after your favorite cupcake that you just so happen to have in your inventory and they’ll watch them like a hawk and keep them at bay just for a chance at a fingertip full of frosting.”

“Deceptive Craftsman. This NPC can make or do just about anything within the realm of arts and crafts. From amigurumi - you know, those crocheted stuffed animals that are usually way over priced at craft fairs and have those creepy plastic eyes that should be safety backed but probably aren’t because the “artist” bought them from Temu? Yeah those. - to useless t-shirts pretending to be Halloween costumes, this craftsman can do it. They’ll promise to make one for you. Here’s the deceptive part. This caffeine fueled ADHD tornado means well, but you’ll never get the item. They’ll get sidetracked or go in a new direction of hyperfixation and your craft will languish at the bottom of a doom pile, tucked neatly into its own little bag or box, waiting for the hyperfixation to rotate back. If it ever does. I hope you didn’t pay them!”

Obvi, that won’t all fit in the shirt. But I’d give the “AI description” with the shirt. Anyway.