This week David and Ian talk packing materials, magical thinking, talking books, mocking actors, tired eyes, the horror of youth, spot quizzes, bags of dicks, and a terrible ending. Question of the Week: What is your favourite franchise burger?

This week David and Ian talk power outrage, shock tactics, chicken nuggets, comedy fatigue, unnecessary backstories, bard feelings, pet names, corn movies, bad tattoos, puppet love, dream jobs and emotional blackmail. Question of the Week: What is your pet's secret name?

This week David and Ian talk right, monopolize your time; tits and athletes; snob appeal; nits to pick, bagged princesses; anti-anti-heroes, beheadings, horse suits, disco divas, black humour, and the comfort of wolves. Question of the Week: What is a snack that is no longer around that you miss?

This week David and Ian talk mongers, monkeys, mounting debt, keeping mom, archaic money, thighing a woodcock, taming a crab, ambivalent adulthood, funeral fun, and distant fathers.

This week David and Ian talk showing up, no notes, a dog's life, time penalties, Sith busters, you're reality, the joy of Lexx, character parts, silent sex, bad news, Canadian comedy currency, ill-suited horses, and butt tracks.

This week David and this week's guest suffer movie mania, get caught in the slopstream, head to Splitsville, take short cuts, do their Exorcist routine, enjoy slash fiction, get perspective on assholes, tell tales of Hoffman, and do some tasteful no nudity.

This week David and Jason drop the mic, fly low, hate drive, get mad, make a bad impression, go diagonally, fall into the porn trap, enjoy endless summers, play word games, tell the awful truth, and get boxed out. Question of the Week: Which decade had the best music?

This week David and Ian talk magical skills, conjuror artists, hot rats, R.I.P. rundown, cokey comedy, wheels of junk, campercars, French letters, lip service, and dishonourable discharges.