#david bouchard

"Move in with me," David repeated. "Er… us." He fiddled with one of his earlobes, shuffling his feet and nodding to himself, then nervously lapsed into French, "Me and Suzie. Upstairs. Gabrielle got a place with Cousin Itt, said she needed some independence and I said it was paying rent for no good reason when she is hardly home at all with her shifts and what were we supposed to do, put out an ad on the internet and have some rando making moonshine in the closet and making videos on the uhhhh what is it called?" "What's what called?" Martin replied mildly in French, watching David chew fixated on his own thumb like a toddler. "The you know," David snapped his head up and nodded when he located what was on the tip of his tongue, enunciating carefully in English, "OnlyFriends." "Fans," his erstwhile partner shook his head, "It's OnlyFans. And you and I both know that amateur fermentation and consensual sex work are both legal in our country and perfectly legitimate life choices."

he's so bisexual to me

I’m actually quite a nice guy, until I’m not.

David Bouchard & Martin Ward ( physical affection )

non human doodles, the objects on the far left make up the man you see on the right

‘bon cop bad cop’ aka the big, bilingual, bisexual experience which i’m in love with