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TT: You tell us dude.
EB: I think it’s me for sure
TT: Oh, really now?
EB: Yup!
EB: Oh, and happy halloween!!!
@daveuh
Broke: Canon a//urance Woke: Fanon Allurance
I MEAN...... broke: canon woke: fanon, but u still absolutely correct
"Go big or go homo."- leafduds Yes. My new favorite quote.
thank you i love it
John egbert for the ask thing
a fuck i reblogged two character things so now imma just do both
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: being able to carry on in the face of adversity
worst quality: he can be a little bit of a dumbass,,
ship them with: dave, karkat, hal
brotp them with: dave
needs to stay away from: uuu vriska
misc. thoughts: hes just so good... a Good Boy, thank you and goodnight
and as for the lgbt headcanons thing, i do headcanon john as believing hes straight, and wanting to be straight. however, i headcanon him as usually coming to terms with being bisexual with just a little bit of a female preference. its hard for him to come to terms with it, but eventually he does, at least to himself. he still struggles to come out tho, because he was one of those guys whos like yeah im totally straight and then is not, and hes afraid to come out, even tho one of his besties is a lesbian and the other is also bi. and thats is my headcanon of how john came to realize his sexuality and his struggle with it

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27 + 29 + 3 + 158 + 156 (its me again 🤠✌🏻) for the ask thing!
27. i have big big phonophobia and aracnophobia but especially phonophobia like i will shake like a bitch it doesnt even have to be that loud just a mild sounding alarm gets me really anxious
29. im not really sure what i believe at this point in my life tbh
3. i really like just casual clothing but if i could have my dream wardrobe id be a pastel fucking king
158. oh jeez i dont even know what the biggest lie ive ever told was. like ive lied about a crush bc i was being interogated by them, ive had a secret tattoo hidden from my extended family for years, lied about relationships while still in the closet. nothing like, big and juicy like ive never cheated or anything like that
156. a lot like i am very easily flustered its kind of insane
63 + 95 for the ask thing ! Have a great day/(k)night/ evening! :^)
63. my favorite pokemon is celebi!
95. oh man i want something along the lines of this i just need money
You’re an amazing person and We love a person who can do art! You’re really talented!!
oh????ggnmfn my gosh????????? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TT_______TT i don’t even know what to say this made me so happy!!!! i’ll keep up with the art!!! <3 <3