people who ask about my ships [fans self]
shops for groceries: fuckign syo or no one gets fed
kills the spiders: hagakure, armed with an oversized shoe, a false-bravery facade, and fukawa biting her nails behind him (fukawa doesn't take 'what if it's a spirit and we anger it' excuses)
comes home drunk at 3am: hagakure (a customer offered him some and it would be RUDE to refuse, tou-chi)
makes breakfast: syo again. resident serial killer chef
remembers to feed the fish: they couldn't support a dependent to save their lives
decorates the apartment: hagakure, which goes about as well as you can imagine
initiates duets: hagakure, but it's more like a horribly out of tune silly serenade probably
falls asleep first: they both have HORRIBLE ASS SLEEP SCHEDULES. if fukawa hasn't slept in three days and falls asleep at 9 pm and hagakure conks out in a kitchen chair at 2am after he woke up at noon, who fell asleep ''''first'''??? we just don't know