"It's still stupid and there has to be some way to change it that's not broken.

Please. I'm desperate."

"Pepper spray usually does well enough for keeping strangers at bay."

"My Weavile can do away with those problems on its own. Additionally, pepper spray would only draw attention to me, which I prefer to avoid.

fear the gaggle of piss colored terrorists

“These are the people that kept calling me ugly and unfashionable, by the way.”

I deeply fear the process that must demand such a pricey coffee.

“Apparently, it's made out of a type of coffee bean that only grows on very specific soil at the very top of the Alolan mountains, blessed by the god Tapu Koko himself, and the process to create the actual drink takes 5 business days and must be done with constant supervision. I dunno, I wasn't really paying attention.”