Tiermaker: "Do you want kids?" (My take, obviously)
Goofy post, I know, but I got the idea after thinking about how good of a dad one of the dateables could be. I mean, anyone can be daddy or mommy material if you squint hard enough (in more ways than one), but I was kind of just going off of energy/dialogue I got from them. For example: I put "The Hanks" in "I'm open to it" because Hank #5 wants to be a dad (and becomes one if you realize him), but I had no idea about how the other Hanks felt, so I just knocked them down a tier as a group.
Lemme know if there's any confusion; I thought about writing a longer post to breakdown everyone, but I'm already working on a long-ish "Date Everything" post already, so this was just easier.














