Feb 13
Babe
*sniff* *sniff*
You have to understand...
*sniff*
I was sip sip sippin on that *blows nose*
Ack hack hack hack
Top of the line wine Carlos Rassi and
Lost all of my inhibitions
#Ask me about how dessert wine can ruin your relationships#Dessert Wine anonymous#You ever suck dick for dessert wine#Dat shit#Dat shit will fuck you up#It will make you step outside yourself like a bathroom with two wall length mirrors north and south or northeast and southwest etc *sniff*#Moscato#Rosé#Sweet red gives me a headache thinking about it but its still “good”#Zinfandel#Women are like alcohol they give you a headache and not be there because you got too drunk and have no money#When you sober up and want to kill yourself but dont have the courage to do it because youre not drunk anymore sooo you get drunk again...#I should have just told her about being abused as a child so I could get away with being a dirtbag but instead joked and promised#Thirty down thirty more to go#years black males have an average life expectancy of sixty years#My name is Sergeant Macho Nacho and Im an alcoholic
