#dat bod

Me: 

Sable couldn’t help but to raise both her brows as a low chuckle was loosed from her lips, picking up the note she had received in the mail. The envelope was bright pink and covered in glitter. Attached to it, also, was a tube of deep red lipstick, hosting the same color of shimmer throughout it. “You’re too fuckin’ much, Sprankles..” she snorted out softly. She barely knew the gnome, but knew her enough to know that is exactly who this letter or whatever it was, came from.

Slowly, it was opened, the assassin’s head tilting to the side as she unfolded the letter. She didn’t peek at the picture yet, almost afraid to really.

“Dear Angry Pretty-Sable,

I got Mace’s help a few days ago out in Westfall. We built Sir Pigbert an obstacle course because he’s one smart-o pig. I took pictures mostly the whole time of Manny, but I got one of Mace too and I figured you would enjoy it more than I did. Though it was quite fun to look at. I tried to make him pose, but he wouldn’t and just kept working. So this is all you get, sister. Have a good time!”

~Sprankles”

A roll of the woman’s eyes were given before she just burst out into her usual obnoxious laughter when she thought things were particularly funny. So, sitting there upon the couch, she had to -make- herself not laugh anymore, really unable to contain the giggles she had due to the gnome’s note and the way she presented it. If it would’ve been anyone else, she probably would’ve been jealous and angry. But, it was -really- hard to get mad at that little gnome, and especially jealous of her due to her honesty and well.. she was just too damn cute.

Finally, Sable lifted the picture from the envelope, finding it dusted in glitter like everything else. Her laughter completely halted then and her eyes widened. “Holy.. fuck…” she murmured out, fingers tracing down the chest of her lover in the picture, noting the sweat making his body shine. She found herself mesmerized at how good he looked, and suddenly wished he would hurry up and take his leave for work. She needed him home.. and she needed him now.