Imagine dating Steve Rogers. You’ve been together for a few months, and have so much fun with each other. Because of your faith, you decide to be abstinent until you’re married. Steve is fine with this, as he’s an old-fashioned gentleman himself - but that doesn’t keep him from experiencing occasional frustrations. You are the sexiest woman he’s ever met, after all.

And the widest shoulders in Shermer goes to.... Bender...