#dastump

Now you have😌.

(Shes adorable! Don't mind if I join her~)

CW: Pokephilia

I got this ask when I first got to work and I've had all day to think about it :3 Edit: I didn't mean to post this without adding poor Gullveig's name but that's literally so funny of me. Fixed spelling and bolded names too

My first, and obvious thought was Camilla. Woman literally has the softest and warmest body in all of Nohr, she was made for this. Paired with an uncontrollable urge to coddle and the grip strength to swing huge axes around like nothing, let me be clear; if Camilla wants to cuddle fuck, it's going to happen. She just may not be the one getting fucked <3

Next up, Sonya: now I might just be thinking of these two bc I just bought a 3ds to play the classics, or maybe just because I think big tiddy women with purple hair are into this-- who really knows. The point is, Sonya likes to spoil and be spoiled. It won't be hard to get her into your arms, and from there I imagine all it takes is some bad jokes before she'll be trying to get you to shut up.

For an actual feh OC: Laegjarn. I seem to have a type, but pay that no mind. Ahem. I think more than anything, she likes the closeness of it, the intimacy. One of those "I'm not close enough to you until I can crawl inside your chest" types, I'm afraid. That said, this will suffice. For now.

Gullvieg, (sweetie im so sorry for forgetting your name </3): I think she would be down for anything, if it was you summoner, but someone about you taking care of her this time around... ahh poor lady is done for. Might get carried away, but this may not be a bad thing.

Final choice: Ash. Something about not having to look each other in the eyes, the closeness of it without the expectation of something bigger or better. And the warmth-- oh goodness, the warmth. She might still be rambling but personally I think it's cute. Tell me how good the strap is, queen.

Bisexual bonus round under the cut bc the bus still isn't at my stop.

(affectionate)

you can, if you're fine with getting attacked by one with the right Materia equipped first

Name: Dirty Laundry

Namesake: Dirty Laundry (song by Don Henley)

Stand Master: J. Jonah Jameson

Stand appearance: Dirty Laundry is a tall, muscular and imposing stand with the colour of storm clouds, appearing slightly transparent when viewed up close. Its eyes are blue upon a slightly cubical head, its hands are slightly larger than they should be and its feet are constantly hidden within in a thick mist. On the palms of its hands are holes, about the size of golf balls, appearing far more hollow than they should.

Abilities: Dirty Laundry's power comes in the form of its tracking abilities. From its hands, it can release small, flat grey-blue discs (referred to by its user as Unclouded Days), which can attach itself to foes without them noticing through touch. Unclouded Days can track people over an unknown distance, allowing J. Jonah to know exactly where they are, giving him the chance to follow anyone. Whilst not typically used to fight, Dirt Laundry can hold people in place with some serious strength.