#dasindiamond

Dear Reader, 

People often rant about "the things people never tell you about". So, in my attempts of public service I have created things you need to know about my new engagement ring to share: 

"Things" I say about my ring that could be, well,  misinterpreted:

1. I like it better in the light! 

2. It's bigger than I thought it would be! 

"Things" that my ring gets stuck on: 

1. Pockets

2. My own hair

3. Towels

"Things" that I am afraid to use now:

1. Hand blowers 

2. Blow dryers 

3. Public toilets in general 

4. Sinks or showers with large drains 

"Things" I enjoy doing more of now:

1. Typing (as I vainly watch my sparkly new ring) 

2. Dishes (but don't tell my Fiancé) 

Alright, now that I have gotten my fix of talking about my engagement I will leave with the phonetic alphabet of the day:

D as in Diamond (I just couldn't resist) 

Much Love,