Iâve got a dare for you.
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Hey, I was not Prom Queen.  OkayâŚI wasâŚbut it was my junior prom, not my senior prom, so does it really count? At my senior prom I wasnât queen.  I was first runner up.
No chocolate milk. Thatâs kidâs stuff. Welcome to the big leagues. I dare you to go with me to- wait for itâŚâŚâŚ.the mall.
Q. I was there. I spiked the punch, but I still know what happened. ...I also may or may not have been the one who tripped the actual prom queen on her way to accepting her tiara. Shh, I never admitted to that.Â
Chocolate milk is kidâs stuff but having to pull a low blow and dare me to go to the mall isnât? Wait, thereâs a fucking mall on a deserted island? Why?! And canât I just swim into the middle of the ocean and play rock, paper, scissors with a shark?















