(found in the event live chat)
sorry simpli events tech team for the influx of tumblrites frantically clawing at your site for tickets

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(found in the event live chat)
sorry simpli events tech team for the influx of tumblrites frantically clawing at your site for tickets

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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My Fellow Americans Citizens of Tumblr,
It is my honor to announce that I, President Richard Milhous Nixon, will be hosting a panel for Virtual Dashcon 2 2026! My panel is titled,
Intro to Presidentblr (Or How I Found Myself Dedicating an Absurd Amount of My Time Pretending to be President Richard Nixon on Tumblr)
You can purchase tickets to attend virtual Dashcon this year using the following link: https://simpli.events/e/virtualdash-2026
Also, follow @dashcon-two on Tumblr for additional information regarding the convention!
I hope to see you at the (Virtual) Ballpit!
I'm thinking of submitting an application for Dashcon 2026. If I want to bitch, then I should try to be involved in the process.
This is one of the questions on the application:
If you and/or a co-panellist are a public figure: please describe your/their influence and how it would interest the DashCon 2 audience.
Can anyone be Tumblr famous? Other than Wil Wheaton and Lynda Carter?
Made a dashcon 2-2 cosplan template!!! Make one if ur going ! Make one if ur not ! Totally unofficial !
Dashcon goers rejoice, for I am become juggling lab, destroyer of ballpits

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New record guys! The dashcon 2 ticket website crashed at exactly 12:00 today! We beat last year's record of like 20 minutes by having it crash in the first minute. Great job y'all!
My Fellow Americans,
I have a great opportunity to meet with the tumblrinas of our greatest friend of a nation, Canada. It is up to you if I take this invitation and visit the queen of Canadian Lesbiana, Strange Æons.
Should I (Butch W. Bush) go to dashcon?
Yeehaw
Neehaw
I'll sit this one out
I leave my fate in your hands.
I literally have been sitting on the ticket website on my laptop for days.
I had a clock and was out loud counting down the seconds from 15.
On 1 I refreshed the page. (11:59:59)
It took about 75 seconds to load as I frantically tried to load it simultaneously on my phone.
It loaded on my laptop. I clicked to purchase. I managed to purchase.
I got my email confirmation at 12:04 PM.
I'm like actually crying right now, I am so happy.