#dash: jp

Come on, not even for old time’s sake?

i’d rather let @suzysgossip and @acupgossip fuck me with a brillo pad. 

You're such an adorkable human

I’m quite sure I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. I’m as cool as the other side of your pillow. 

You only think that now.

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look, we can keep going back and forth here -- Lord knows i have enough pent up rage and witty quips to tear you down for the next 50 or so years but honestly? i don’t want to do this anymore. it hurts too much. YOU hurt me. you continue to hurt me every day and i don’t know what to do with it.

I’d still hit it.

i think you already did, tbh. that was my senior yr portrait so, like, creepy much? you should probs stay away from high schools bc big yikes.

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i’m IN CHARACTER jacqueline! 

I would get you home, for sure, E. Have you seen my guns? I'd def save everyone. lol

I have! Very impressive! That’s why I’ve no doubts with our combined efforts we’d all make it home safe! Though, to be safe I suggest we all get together sometime and attempt an escape room. It would be a true test of our team work. 

Will you go on a official “das my lady” date with me, Mary Katherine?

Hmph

What’s your ish, Puckerweido??