#dasdeath

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? 

lots of cream! and no caffeine !!

28: sunrise or sunset?

shit bud… uhh….. sunset is v pretty but i rarely see the sunrise, so i think that makes it a lil more otherworldy n special. 

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

uhhh ggh i hate updates. I hardly have a choice in the matter tho, windows updates it whenever they want kinda :0

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

infp, gemini, hufflepuff!!

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

uuuhhhhhhhm....... well a lot of em i dont listen to cos they make me emo but like. home by edward shrp n the magnetic zeros, Cmon by Patd and FUN, i wanna get better by the bleachers, the kids arent alright by FOB, uuhmm OH. OH !!!!!!! fuck, first days of spring by noah and the whale, and! I CANT REMEMBER THE TITLE. THERES ONE MORE..............  BIG RED BIRD BY AJJ!!!!!! GOD I LOVE THAT ONE, FUCK ME U PP

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

past. i dont want to miss any of my life, and a revisit would be nice :0) I’d try not to do things too different though, i wouldnt wanna end up in a different future lmao

purple: what’s your astrological sign? Arieswhat’s the best piece of advice you ever received? I have gotten a lot of great advice but he biggest one that helped me most is “Whats the point in a lifestyle that doesn’t make you happy?” when’s the last time you followed your instincts? When I stayed behind one more day on vacation because my check engine light came on. what’s your favorite food? DONT DO THIS PLEASE what’s your secret dream? To be a Broadway actress. MUSICALS. SO MANY.

KELLEY YOU’RE THE BEST (shoutout to @actuallyaltaria for requesting ‘shit’ as well but Kelley got here first)

For “shit”:

“So long as you don’t shit on the king, you’ll be fine.”

“Traveler’s guide to Aragaiath: try not to shit in people’s food. You’re more welcome that way.”

“And you didn’t shit on my shoulders, so you’re a good bird.”

“Now that we’re done shitposting, I’m gonna cast Plant Growth.”

“Oh boy, I’m gonna get killed for being a scared little shit.”

For “holy”, here’s something that’s the complete opposite, and another that’s actually vaguely related to the original word:

“This isn’t Dragons and Satanism! This is math!”

“In which the priest teaches the lizard the meaning of life.”

And I don’t think I actually have anything for “mother” or anything related!

Okay but let’s be honest, what DnD campaign doesn’t have quotes that involve the word “fuck” somewhere

“Fuck, I just realized I could’ve used Luck to reroll that high-five.”

“I didn’t think you’d be able to build a giant unicorn fuck you.”

“I don’t say ‘shut the fuck up’ to the king.”

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?Hmm I’d probably like to visit any big city. I’m talkin NYC, I’m talkin Mexico City, I’m talkin London, etc, etc, ya know? I love cities.

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?DRAGON BIG BIG DRAGON

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?Physics. That’s why I’m studying it :)