#darksim

Roll up, roll up! Guests, please, welcome! Come right in! Entry is free, although you may pay later... You, sir! Would you like to test- I mean, a "sneak preview" of this new roller coaster? It's our latest attraction - you're going to love it - it has a powered launch system! Now, let me make one final adjustment to the induction motor... you're all set! What could possi-bly go wrong?!

[Chorus] Come join the fun at Whimsyland, People run 'round like ants, Come join the fun at Whimsyland, Your fate in my hands!

I'll make a hedge maze with no end in sight, Enter in the morning, and you'll be there all night! Teacups and waltzers that spin you 'round quick, Pirate ship thrill-rides that will make you sick. Food is expensive, there's filth on the floor, And if you need the toilet, it'll cost you some more!

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What's this? Guest 651 wants to go home? Well, we'll see about that... How about we dig you a nice hole and drop you in, so you can stay forever?! Does anyone else want to go home? No?! Good! Look at all these terrifying... I mean, terrific rides we have for you!

I build my coasters too long or too short, Safety is given not a second thought, "No Entry" signs mean there's no place to hide, No one gets off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!

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