#darkselfship

Oooo that's a great ask~

Slender: Slender is egotistical, he wants you to worship him, but above all else, do NOT lie to him. If you hate him, say it, don't lie because he'll know. Survival rating: 2/10

Offender: Be his yes man. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Everything yes. If you're lucky you can steer him into getting very intoxicated and make a run for it. Sadly he'll probably find you. Survival rating: 1/10

Jeff: Your love is optional, your loyalty is not. If you want to live, you will kill. If you're lucky, you can kill him before he kills you. Survival rating: 2/10

Nina: Love bomb. Love love love. You love her clothes, you love her music, you love everything about her. She has no desire to outright hurt you, but she might change her mind... Survival rating: 4/10

Jane: Just be quiet, and do Not, under Any Circumstances, say she's pretty. Just don't talk. Don't say anything. Shush. Survival rating: 7/10

Liu: Incredibly unstable and reactive, you want to keep him as calm as possible. No sharp movements, no loud sounds, don't touch him unless you ask first. Don't ask about family. Survival rating: 5/10

EJ: Worship at the alter of the prince of hell. Your body is their body, your flesh is their flesh, your blood is their blood. You are a vessel for their feast. Pray that love is stronger than hunger. Survival rating: 3/10

LJ: I hope you like make believe games and crayons! But yeah I mean if you aren't like younger than 12 you'll probably be fine tbh- oh and don't freak out about dead kids or insinuate he wasn't really their friend because he killed them. Survival rating: 8/10

Ben: I hope you like video games and don't mind a little mind fucking. He isn't going to actively attempt to kill you, but you might need some mental fortitude against his persuasion. Survival rating: 8/10

Toby: Don't flinch. Don't raise your voice. Don't threaten him. Don't tell him he's the bad guy. He is Not the bad guy. Survival rating: 3/10

Doby: Be very affectionate with him. Kisses, cuddles, hand holding, etc. Always offer to share your food. Always tell him it's okay. Always affirm him. Survival rating: 6/10

Tim: Just pretend this is normal, pretend he is normal, do not mention it. Do not mention Him. Everything is fine. Survival rating: 7/10

Imagine you and f/O trying out human flesh for the first time.

♥ Planning ahead of time

♥ Executing the plan and whoever it was.

♥ Feeling the adrenaline rush of the crime.

♥ Preparing it

♥ Debating on how to cook it or if it's better to eat it raw

♥ Cleaning up the evidence in more ways than one

selfship reblog game.

reblog with an image of your f/o and i will give you an aesthetic photo from my pinterest. (example under the cut)