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That sounds like someone used a dictionary the entire time

You would think, but she actually talks like this. She reads voraciously and in middle school, she had a notebook that she would use to collect words she came across that she didn’t know and created a dictionary for herself.

I do not watch this show so I am going purely off what I have seen from gifs 

The guy from the Old Spice commercials

Alexandria Daddario’s brother who still doesn’t know how to convincingly kiss another man

The werewolves. IDK who they are but I probably would like them. At least I find girl with curly afro to be extremely pleasing to look at

The vampire and his boyfriend Simon. That’s a thing, right?

ahh thank you so much babe!

Gut Feeling by Chubstilinski (2/2 | 29,842 | NC17)

Stiles was maybe, possibly, mildly obsessed with his favorite regular, Deputy Derek Hale. But in his defense, Derek seemed just as obsessed with Stiles. Or at least, Stiles’s baked goods, if his appetite for sweets and increasing waistline were anything to go by.

Take Shelter by tresshots (6/6 | 19,028 | NC17)

Stiles loves cock. Everybody in Beacon High knows it. They may whisper about him taking it up the ass, but at least he’s getting some.

Cue in Derek Hale. One year older, handsome and totally unobtainable – or that’s what Stiles thought. It didn’t take more than one suggestive curl of Derek’s eyebrows and Stiles got on his knees, just like that. So what if Derek doesn’t want to hold his hand in public? He hits all Stiles' kinks at once, and anyways it’s just taking some time, Stiles figures, for Derek to come on terms with being in a relationship with a guy...

A Place in the Pack by TuckerPuppy (HarleyD) (5/? | 9,528 | R)

Derek has his little pack and Stiles has been hanging around the fringes, but Derek realizes that he needs to bring him fully in to the pack to protect him. Scott doesn't like the way things are going, but everyone else seems on board. Isaac is thrilled. Derek doesn't want to turn Stiles into a wolf, not that he needs to, Stiles already smells like pack. Stiles already smells like *his*. He just needs to do something about it.

This takes place season 2ish... it will not follow canon. And why dont we just say for this story they are seniors and 18, and in this world Derek has just been successfully running his pack for a few years.

Pack feels, especially with Isaac and Stiles bonding. Not at all canon compliant. Also, use of the term 'omega' different than in the show, here we will use it for low pack member and not rogue wolf. Also, gonna get slashy up in here :D And read the tags people, it makes it pretty clear what kind of story it is. Dont like, dont read. :D

Top Five by Siriuslydepraved (2/7 | 4,380 | NC17)

WAIT WHEN IS IT?

ofc

Howling by alicuh (1/1 | 18,532 | R)

A piece of worn material shoots through Derek’s window. Derek frowns slightly and stands, going over to pick it up.In, assumedly, blood, it reads:

STILES' LIFE IS GOING TO BE TAKEN AT MIDNIGHT.

Derek rolls his eyes, sighing, and throws it back out the window, going back to his book.//or the one where Stiles life is threatened, so Derek stays with him to protect him and STEREK OCCURS.

Redamancy by orphan_account (1/1 | 2,290 | NR)

Derek and Stiles were a package deal, you knew one, you know the other. But then a girl named Heather happened and it looks like its up to Erica Reyes to help the oblivious friends realize how they really feel about each other.

Spoken Like A Man by Gravitydefyingfan394 (2/2 | 1,725 | PG13)

"Derek isn't single.""What, of course he is."

Stiles just found out that Derek isn't single. Why is he so upset? Please just read, it's better than it sounds.

Admire Me by Veera_Kara (1/1 | 2,708 | G)

In which the pack thinks Stiles and Derek are dating, and are pretty confused as to why they both keep saying they're not doing anything for Valentine's Day. Which makes no sense, unless… they're fighting. So the pack decides to take matters into their own hands.

okie dokie

I'll make an alpha out of you by ElisAttack (2/3 | 6,873 | R)

"Did they send me omegas, when I asked for men!" Peter Hale shouts.

Stiles clenches his fists in anger. The scar tissue along his side where he burnt away his omega mark itches. Stiles may be pretending to be an alpha, but he knows deep down what he really is. Once an omega, always an omega.

Or the one where Stiles takes his father's place in a war he doesn't believe in.

Ultra Violet by ElisAttack (3/3 | 16,836 | PG13)

"There's no way he's a quarian. Least of all the quarian prince we're supposed to be escorting." Erica whines, and Derek wonders why he named her his staff lieutenant, she has no tact whatsoever.

"I'm sorry, but you must be a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic back-story." The prince jokes. "And call me Stiles, even I can't pronounce my actual name."

Or the one where Derek and his crew are assigned to be the glorified babysitter of an alien prince, and everything is not as it seems.

I'm Coming Home by ForeverAlone5 (1/1 | 2,845 | R)

Derek Hale is an army man who's about to be shipped off to war, on his last day before shipping out, he heads to a small diner. He meets this eccentric man with the ability to make him smile. He leaves and they exchange letters, until the day Derek dies.

When You're Ready by Julibean19 (1/1 | 3,011 | R)

He wasn’t going to do it again. He wasn’t going to let another date look at him in horror. Derek refused to be seen as a freak. He was just going to find a new job, move out of his parent’s house, and die alone.

“Just one more date Derek, please!” Laura begged, following him down the stairs and waving her phone at his back.

“I said no! You don’t know what it’s like,” Derek muttered, suddenly defeated.

“I know babe,” Laura told him, coming up to wrap an arm around her little brother, standing up on her tippy toes until she could lay her head on his shoulder. “But look at this guy. He’s gorgeous.”

Derek couldn’t resist a quick glance at the dating app. Damnit. Laura was right, as always. The guy was gorgeous. A mole dotted face with an adorably upturned nose smirked at him from behind a pair of square framed glasses, and he could feel his resolve crumbling.

Broken Warrior by CaptEdKenway (9/9 | 23,092 | PG13)