#darknessismyonlyally

Tim glanced over his shoulder, looking up from the dank memes on his phone. “Same.”

“I said you need to take off that ridiculous get up and get into your prison jumper. The Arkham staff will be here shortly, and they won’t be nearly as nice as I am.”

[SMS]: Stop. Please. You don’t have to update me every second.[SMS]: I’m trying to sleep.[SMS]: My phone keeps buzzing. I regret asking you to keep me posted.

     ➸who throws things in a fight ? clint, for sure. but only because he’d get pissed at how calm bane was during their fight.     ➸who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when         things get bad ? well, neither of them have parents && it’s clint’s apartment, so they are forced to grumble and make up.      ➸who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do,         how do their goals differentiate ? neither of them want children. especially with each other.     ➸who is more adverse to physical contact ? bane. clint’s tactile, but he doesn’t touch bane as much because he respects the personal bubble the dude has.     ➸who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? bane hates all of clint’s neighbors. they’re nosy, but clint won’t let him kill anyone.     ➸who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? well... neither. barney and bane get along surprisingly well. they both hit like a train.     ➸who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? bane. they most likely hang out at clint’s place, so bane would be the one to step out.      ➸who thinks their partner turned out a different person         than they thought ? both. clint turned out to be a total idiot. bane turned out to be pretty cool even with his twisted sense of morals.      ➸who is more likely to cheat ? clint, probably. i doubt clint would take anything they had seriously, so he’d be easily swayed by anyone (like bobbi and nat) wanting a go with him     ➸who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? clint. he’s been married, soooooo. but bane still seems to be a helluva natural and he knows all of clint’s secret buttons to push     ➸who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? they equally dislike each other’s friends.     ➸who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? actually, they usually both hate them and avoid them. clint’s more likely to go if nat makes him, but they generally equally dislike social stuff.      ➸who is most likely to be dishonest ?bane. because he does a lot of stuff clint absolutely hates. he he just doesn’t tell the archer the truth.     ➸who is more emotionally closed off and how does this         affect their partner ? bane. duuuh. it makes it really hard for clint to know what to expect, keeps him on his toes all the time.     ➸who is the dessert person ? i mean –– bane     ➸who is more conservative ?bane. clint’s a bombastic explosive of crazy     ➸who hates/dislikes oral sex ?well, clint LOVES giving head, soooo

(Cibelle)

Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | NoConfess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No

Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | NoConfess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No

[Text] Now I’m REALLY concerned.