#darkjazzpunk

Relationship headcanons for Baizhu, yes? Ok, I'll try my best with the bit information we have about him ^.^. I hope you like it! I try to keep it fluffy.

Note: I tried to keep it fluffy, but I'm not used to it I hope it's wholesome enough >.<

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Being in a Relationship with Dr. Baizhu means:

also being in a realtionship with Bubu Pharmacy. As soon as you set a foot into the building you will be handled like your part of it. This includes:

Getting cocomilk from Qiqi as soon as she sees you or get the task to hunt the Cocogoat for her!

Gui, who draws you into a little conversation about this and that and informs you about the current state of the doctor.

Baizhu, who teases you about hopefully coming by for him and not because there is something wrong with your health.

Changsheng will be just as snarky to you as she is to the green-haired one. She won't go easy on you just because your Baizhus darling ( she mightbe even meaner because of it but in a loveable way)

In the beginning, it's really hard to distinguish between his fake emotions, his artificial and perfectly parcticed smile and the real Dr. Baizhu. It can be really hard to get under his scales.

Face the fact that he can't get red (mentally nor physically) but he adores it to make you blush at the most unpredicted moments. He just loves to see your emotions so honest in your face without you having the possibility to hide them.

He will act all professional in public but get too close and he will serenade you with sweet nothings and seducing chants right into your ear when only you can hear them.

his health isn't the best, but he will drag you out into nature as often as he can. Or he will command you to take Qiqi out for a stroll if he feels too weak. Spontaneous picnics and walks, as soon as his physical condition allows it, become normality.

he will make sure you don't get sick so quickly and if you do, he will take the best care of you. If you are chronically ill, he already has a plan to make your everyday life as easy as possible. After all, he has practice…

No one knows the secret language of flowers as well as he does (except perhaps the Dendro Archon). Expect secret messages and invitations through bouquets of flowers suddenly lying on your desk or bed. Wonder how he got in?

He is strictly against PDA but he will flirt you into the ground with words. As soon as you are for yourselves, however, he will immediately emphasize his words with deft touches and teasing strokes.

If he has overworked himself again, he will fall exhausted into your arms as soon as the doors of the Pharmacy are closed.

Expect to take his glasses off regularly should he fall asleep while studying again. Or wake him up when he nods off again in an unhealthy position.

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Our snek doctor doesn't care about gender typical behaviour. He actually likes to wear lipstick now and then (blood red is his favourite). He doesn't wear it often in puplic (just because he doesn't care, unfortunately, doesn't mean the rest of Liyue doesn't care -> it could lower his reputation) but now and then he puts it on when he's alone in his private quarters or on the Pearl Galley.

Or when he sees the possibility for a nice deal trough crossdressing...

Isaac:

Isaac would go into a store tell the salesperson everything he knows about that special person he wants give a gift and let the salesperson take care of the rest. The gift, the gift wrapping etc. Isaac just hasn't the capacity in his logical mind for gifts xD

Mozart:

Mozart would probaly choose the gifts himself, but would let them wrap by a saleperson. More time for him to think about the new piece of music he wants to play at the chritmas party.

Jean:

Jean would choose gifts that are useful for each member, put the items in a box, then put a ribbon around after Mozart told him it would look better and put them in a cloack-and-dagger operation in front of each room at night.

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Gwiyndolin:"...shut up, Brillendämon." runs to the toilet...again.

Vlad:

Florists know how to wrap gifts attractively. Each of Vlad's gifts is either arranged like a bouquet or contain some of his most beautiful and rare flowers, or chocolates wrapped like flowers....

Charles:

Charles gifts are elaborately wrapped with many bows, flowers and ribbons. Mostly in pastel colors to stand out from the standard Christmas colors and can be easily found.

Faust:

If this man gives away anything at all, his presents are in boxes that don't reveal what's inside. Wrapped in cloths he finds and decorated with a minimum of herbs from his laboratory. Some herbs beautiful, some beautiful and poisonous.

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Vincent:

vincent would prpaply get some tough wrapping paper so he draw something on by himself. Or he would go full force and make the paper itself from scratch.

Dazai:

Origami style wrapped gifts. That's Dazais style. He propably worked hours on them, but it is worth it. Everyone is terrefied of opening them because they so beautiful as they are, and this prankster usually puts something irritating inside...

Theodorus:

He uses fabric instead of paper because his short temper just cost to much wrapping paper. And he keeps it simple, he has an eye for art and beauty but just neither the temper nor the hands...

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