Oct 21, 2015
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(( angry tearful catan, h er e u go ))
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@darkenkatanas
(( angry tearful catan, h er e u go ))
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"Hey Squirm!" Catan comes walking into Rec Room and begins to make her way right to him. "I challenge your ass to a fight. One on one. Not a fight to death type though because I like living. I assume you like living too. Do you accept or do you wanna be a boring as fuck?"
☠ ;; Compared to all of the shops and hideouts Squirm had called home over the years, this little pit stop was definitely one of the fanciest--and that was infuriating. Not only were they not allowed to scope the place out for loot, but he wasn’t even allowed in the areas that were built for beings his size. Where was the fun in that?
Oh, but this particular alien--a human, that Auto-doc had called it--was the most interesting thing he had encountered so far. It chose to hide away most of the time, no doubt terrified that such a fearsome crew was using its nest as their temporary base. Good. The crew of the Sea Slag might have been a bit odd, but they were the most powerful pirates in any galaxy. That was something to be proud of.
Which was why he was rather surprised to see it approach him, demanding not-so-mortal combat. The tamer gave this alien a good look up and down; roughly two feet shorter than him, and absolutely no protective gear. Not even a weapon. This would be a treat.
“Hehe, ye sure about that, little squish?” he mocked, chuckling as he circled the alien, his newest prey. “There ain’t many that can challenge a pirate and live to tell the tale. How ‘bout I offer ta train ya instead--I am a tamer of fearsome, vicious beasts, after all. Someone your size shouldn’t be much trouble to whip into shape.”
Ya ever see a human and go ‘Hey they aren’t so bad.’ But then months pass an’ then ya just want 'o step on 'em. But then steppin’ on 'em just seems too nice. So what do ya do? Ya torture 'em. Like any self respectin’ 'bot would do.
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☢ ;; “Hey pal, I know it’s a hardcore piece of machinery, but I’d appreciate it if you keep your hands off the bike.”
“What did you just call me?” // 8) hello nerd
Send me “What did you just call me?” and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours.21. Kid[B) Yo. <3]
♕☠—“Kid. Not like it’s bleeding off the spectrum. Besides, you’re acting like one. Toughen up.”
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카탄 ;; —- “No shit the lab was constructed with Cybertronian safety in mind, Red Alert. Now tell me something I don’t know.”
>:L
“Well, I’m not dead. yet. Which is a good side.” She only whacked her hand, on something. What ever that was.
“...only trying to be informative. My apologies.”
Rood.
“That’s definitely good, yes. I’ll try to be more accomodating next time. Now, is there anything I can do for you? Since you’re not normally one to come into the lab unless you’ve got Thundercracker in tow.”
And he meant absolutely no offense by that.
"Ow."
“That’s exactly why I told you to be careful in the lab, Catan. It’s constructed with Cybertronian safety in mind, not humans.”
...
“...are you alright?”
❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞
“Well, forgive me for not mastering all of the different variations of an alien language, and the accents that go along with it. ...alright, that was rude, my apologies.”
