#dark worm

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Not only is this offensive, it's also wrong—Wormchamp72 would never delve into the world of artificial intelligence.

*something smashes through the wall*

DARK WORM????

"Eff off, Anon," Dark Worm growls. "Even as the darkest part of Wormchamp's psyche, I would never stoop to use AI. Artificial Intelligence...heh. What an apt name. There is nothing intelligent about it in any real sense. Do you know nothing of the harm AI does to the environment? Of the data centers polluting marginalized communities? Of the artists it steals from? Of the damage it can do to vulnerable people's mental health? Let me tell you...Wormchamp does not hurt. Wormchamp HELPS. His intelligence is all natural."

Turns out he was in Prairie Peaks during Days of Nature too.

Prairie Peaks is quite popular now thanks to all the dye plants.

Gave him more spikes, and changed Jolly's pose.

Schemers.

Giving GREAT advice to a friend who wanted to take pictures of Wormy.

Banished to under the map while trying to go visit Granny. Not even sure how it happened. I just went through the spirit gate and POOF.

Bubbles???? I guess they came from the event display in Aviary.

>:]

I really like the ultimate gift. Can't wear EVERYTHING on the statue if you don't have it, unfortunately. But it makes a nice decor. Been using it as a way to leave signatures on shared spaces I publish.

So much for "preferring yuri," Wormchamp. Does THIS answer your question, 🍊Anon? Since Wormchamp is too much of a coward 2 speak his truth, I think I'll do it for him:

That's right.

Wormchamp72 LOVES yaoi.

And guess what? I'm not ashamed of him. It's g0dd@mn Pride Month, after all. It's about time Wormchamp "came out" so 2 speak. And before you sheeple start wailing and moaning about "forced outing"...they don't call me Dark Woke Worm for nothing.

*chuckles mencingly and slithers off in2 the distance, but not before whispering:

"This will make you think twice before replacing me TWICE next time, Wormchamp..."

jeff the killer was hot muscular tall and an alpha male

jeff the the whole package

liu is nothing

you fumbled

CONFUSED?

I think you're the only confused one around here.

Why would we need a hot muscular tall alpha male when I'm a hot muscular average height sigma male?

"And it's not all about what's on the outside..." Dark Worm interjects. "But even if it was? Heh...Liu's not that bad a looker..." He smirks as he thinks about Homicidal Liu. "His smile may not be as shiny as Jeff's, but it's got a shy quality I quite admire..."

I chuckle. "Oh Dark Worm, you're such a card!"

*suddenly we hear gentle footsteps from behind*

"W-wormchamp? They're calling me a l-liuoser?~" Homicidal Liu queries with an uncharacteristically shaky voice. They drop their Monster and drop 2 their knees. "I've put in so much hard work recovering from cigarettes and learning coping strategies, only to be shamed like this? Don't they know addiction is a disease, not a choice?"

Homicidal Liu reaches in2 their trenchcoat pocket and pulls out their gun. A single tear rolls down their face and on2 the barrel. You (Anon) freeze in fear for a moment.

Liu raises the gun...narrows his eyes...

But before either I or Dark Worm can stop him (not that Dark Worm would), he lowers the gun.

"A wise Worm once told me...I'm better than that," Liu says confidently. "WORDS are weapons stronger than any gun could ever be." He stands and tosses the gun aside, squaring his shoulders and allowing himself 2 grin. "I'm...I'm proud of the progress I've made. I've cut out nicotine from my life almost entirely. I've put Jeff's taunts behind me and come out as non-binary. Heck, I've even changed my pronouns in my Discord profile! Who is this Anon to bring me down?"

"Wow," I breathe in admiration. "That was...awe-inspiring. I...I see a bit of your brother in you. In you, Homicidal Liu, I see the non-binary they/he Jeff was supposed 2 be but never could. He could never be this brave. Even now, he is lying 2 himself. But you? You're honest. Honest-2-God Homicidal Liu the Killer."

I clasp Liu's shoulders. "You're not perfect...no one is. But you're you. And nothing---no one---will ever change that. Not the nicotine, not the trauma, not the autism, not these Baka Anons, not your 3ff1ng brother!"

Liu smirks sentimentally. "You're almost right...except for one thing. I have been changed...by you."

A tear falls down my cheek and I chuckle, touched. "Touche, Liuouis. Touche."