dankassbiskits replied to your post âTHEYâRE SENDING OUT THE DICK TOMORROWâ
good lord should I email them about mine again?? I don't want to sound like a pain in the ass (hurr see what I did there ain't I clever) but this is getting ridiculous tbh :I
Iâd recommend it!!! And specifically mention that an email from them might not have gone through/got eaten because of an attached dick-picture, because that seems to be the biggest problem on my orders.
Also, I feel like letting myself come through as pretty frustrated in my last email didnât hurt. I always try to be polite and my previous toneâs been real mild and along the lines of âoh, ok uh, I havenât heard from you, but get back to me when you can, no rushâ [where the assumption is that theyâll try super hard to fix their fuckup regardless of tone], but if stuffâs getting mixed up or whatever over there, itâs way harder to ignore/forget about a customer whoâs starting to get mad about something you legit fucked up on. I know I was never in dick sales, but I feel like thatâs standard to any customer service position.
Also, maybe try out some mild guilt-tripping? I remember what theme you said you asked for on yours, and you have my permission to crib the "I need a shoulder to cry on, and I need that shoulder to be a dick, and I need that dick to look like it got chopped off a robotâ line I ended my last email with, âcause that apparently worked.
