#danipil

daniel james howell’s long and profound journey of personal growth and self acceptance reblog if you agree

so bECAUSE OF THE HARDLAUNCH I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DAN AND PHIL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “THEY HARDLAUNCHED?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DAN AND PHIL UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

if dan and phil can correctly and consistently use neopronouns for their fucking plushie seal then you can do the same for a human being.