New Arrival: Daniel Stumpf, lhp, Detroit Tigers

Information from baseball-reference.com Daniel Stumpf was drafted out of San Jacinto JC in the 9th round (of the 2012 draft by the Kansas City Royals. He was a solid pitcher in the Royals system, both as a starter and then a pen arm. He never really cracked any prospect lists, but he is the kind of organizational player that could easily snake his way up to a big league roster spot. Before the…

Phillie’s Daniel Stumpf Suspended 80 Games for PED’s

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Daniel Stumpf, 25-year-old rookie for the Philadelphia Phillies, was suspended 80 games for violating Major League Baseball’s performance enhancing drug policy.

Stumpf tested positive for the drug dehydrochlormethyltestosterone, Major League Baseball said. His suspension is effective today.

Stumpf was drafted by the Kansas City Royals in the 9th round of the 2012 MLB draft. He then was…

Phillie’s Daniel Stumpf Suspended 80 Games for PED’s

MLB Daniel Stumpf, 25-year-old rookie for the Philadelphia Phillies, was suspended 80 games for violating Major League Baseball’s performance enhancing drug policy. Stumpf tested positive for the drug dehydrochlormethyltestosterone, Major League Baseball said. His suspension is effective today. Stumpf was drafted by the Kansas City Royals in the 9th round of the 2012 MLB draft. He then was…

Late homer lifts Salem Red Sox to series sweep

Ryan Dent’s third walk off hit in 13 games gave the Salem Red Sox a 7-5 victory over the wilmington blue rocks at LewisGale Field Monday night. Dent crushed a two run homer over the left field wall in the bottom of the tenth off Rocks reliever Daniel Stumpf to lift the Sox to a series sweep.

Kyle Kraus got the win in relief, throwing three solid innings, allowing a hit and two unearned runs.…

This post is for Bri young. She came to me a few nights ago crying because I never put her in my stories. Just to let all my readers know, she is always here. I take pride in my work, I don't know if y'all know but the Internet was close to getting shut down. If I add to the trash on it, I am not helping the problem. When I say trash I mean the crazy stuff Bri does every time she is over here. Here is a short story on what Bri thinks is okay to do when she gets around us. 

Me and Daniel do not party every night by no means but we have people over just about every night. It is always the same people, if you have read my previous stories then you know who I am talking about. I always leave one person out, Bri Young. She is a pretty cool girl, everyone makes fun of her to the point of it not being funny but she takes it like a champ. Bri has learned to only be herself around our circle of real friends. Getting comfortable around us is okay if you can handle every social network possible to have what you did on it. When people get comfortable they reveal the crazy things they think about in their head by doing them. That is what happen to Bri. 

One crazy night a few weeks ago we were watching the new Rise of the Apes movie. Amber Eagle, Daniel Stumpf, Bri young, and myself were all cuddling in our living room. It was a great night, we all love watching amber stare at her reflection of herself in her iPhone. We were all loving this movie about monkeys taking over the world, I feel like it was kinda racist but we will save that for another story. After the movie was over we all were talking about how me and Daniel are the funniest people alive and how amber could really use a facial. Bri fell asleep as soon as she realized that whatever she said we would have crazy jokes to say about it, like we do to everyone. After a while we all fall asleep, well tried; it was hard to sleep when Bri snores like a fucking ape!

We had fell asleep for about an hour. We woke up to a loud noise coming from the bathroom. We realize that Bri is gone so we all jump up and run in there to see Bri standing on top of the toilet yelling "I will take over the world!" as she was throwing her poop. Me and Daniel were okay with this because the poop only hit Amber, sucks that it hit her in the face.  Things were starting to get crazy because we had to put a stop to the poo throwing that was going on in our little bathroom. Me and Daniel decide to just rush her, bad idea. Apparently when you act like a monkey you do as a monkey, she leaped for us with her poop hands and started biting our necks. After Daniel passed out from the pink eye that started to take over his entire face, and Amber was looking for a knife to stab her like she did Bethany. I quickly grab Amber and we start running for the front door. Bri tackles us like she is in the fucking super bowl and starts beating Amber like a rag doll, I run my little ass outside to get in Daniels car, another bad idea. She picked the car up and threw it. 

I am currently writing this story in ICU at Grady hospital. Everyone is okay, Amber still has nightmares of poop being thrown at her beautiful face, Daniel recovered from his very intense pink eye after a couple surgeries to fix his eyes back to normal. No one has seen or heard from Bri, But we are all sure she is at the Zoo where she belongs with her new ape life. It is crazy how a movie can change your life. Lucky for Daniel he is now driving a brand new Dodge stratus. 

I just had a dream. Everyone we hang out with was in it. Daniel Stumpf, Karen Tuck, Amber Eagle, Josh Kimbrell, Taylor Mote and little Bethany kinder. The dream started out with all of us hanging out at our house in Social Circle. Daniel is just talking shit about everyone and everyone is laughing, as always. I am sitting with Karen begging her to love me, as always. Amber is talking about shopping, her hair, and how pretty everyone thinks she is, as always. Josh and Taylor are both stupid high and laughing at Bethany because she is doing the robot, as always. It was a normal night, at first. Every time we are all together something crazy happens, mainly because everyone gets tired of me loving all over karen and Daniel putting on a comedy show for no fucking reason. 

Amber stands up after realizing that she just talked about her being perfect for hours and screams "Bethany, put down your robo arms and lets fucking do something stupid!". Me and Daniel are always down for some stupid shit. Josh and taylor are so high that they are 100% not going to more from the spot they are in. Bethany was so tired from dancing to barbie girl that she needed something to wake her up, so she was down. Karen was just sitting there being all cute, farting and burping up a storm, yummy. 

we all look at Amber and wait for her to tell us what we are about to. Amber is happy as someone with two balls because we never listen to her ideas. She is so excited to tell us that she peed all over Josh, so she freaks out and stabs Bethany. The night quickly changed into a crime scene. Daniel and I are pretty close with Amber so we have her back. I had just walked back into the room from laying my sweet Kare Bear down. As soon as I saw what happen I immediately grab amber and tell her "everything is going to be okay".

Daniel, taylor, Bethanys body, Amber, Josh and I sit down to figure out what the fuck we are going to do about Amber peeing on josh. Mainly because we all agree that it was way over the top, and totally un-lady like. Josh burst out in tears and taylor confessed his love for some Cody guy. Daniel stands up and screams at josh saying "DUDE! dry your fucking tears and stop acting like Drake, you have TWO balls you faggot!" Josh is a big dude, so he grabs Daniel by the nose and very calmly says " I have your fucking nose faggot." He is so shocked by josh's action that he passes out. Now it is only me, Josh, Amber, Taylor and Bethany's body. 

For once I take a stand and calm everyone down with out Daniel slapping me in the face. Taylor is trying to get in touch with Cody so I tell him to leave and tell him how he feels. Me, Amber and josh have no idea what to do with Bethany's body. We are all brain storming. "BANG BANG BANG" we hear coming out of the room Karen was in. So I rush in there to see if she was okay, and I was shocked to see her with a pistol shooting at rats. I yell "STOP, we can feed Bethany to them!" So we did, we feed little Bethany to the rats. 

So to finish the night, karen and I cuddle the rest of the night. Josh and Amber held each other while Josh cried about his peed on shirt. 

I wish i could write more about my dream, but I woke up to Daniel needing a bottle of milk. 

Me and Daniel are riding to get ice cream. We are acting like idiots the entire ride to the store, as always. Daniel wasn't wearing his seat belt and was following the car in front of us way to close. I said something about it and he replied back "I hope you die!", So naturally I act like I was going to jump out of the car. As soon as I put my leg out of the car a cop starts speeding up behind us. Me and Daniel start freaking out because we had just stole a car from Covington Ford. We have no idea what to do at this point, we really did not think this through. The cop was behind us with the blue lights on and I could hear him over the intercom saying "Pull the stolen car over now! This is not a game, we will shoot!". Daniel very calmly looks at me and says "can he shoot at us?". At this point I was freaking out that he would even ask me that, we are about to be in a high speed chase with a social circle cop who I honestly didn't even think were real cops!

By now we are going about eighty miles an hour in Social Circle when the highest legal speed is twenty-five, The rent-a-cops are five deep, one more cop and the entire squad will be after us. Daniel knows nothing about the big SC, so he is yelling trying to figure out where the fuck we should go. After I look up from praying to God that we don't die, I see spikes in the road up ahead. Now I am crying while holding Daniel. In my head I cant think of anything to do, But that is no bueno. I yell "Daniel, What the fuck are we going to do?! We have to find away to get out of this! Think of something!" As always he slaps me in the face and says "Drake, If you don't stop your crying and man up. I will throw you out of the car, Now act like you have two balls!" 

It is getting crazy, cops are everywhere and we are about to come up to the spike strip by the Freds. Only thing I we can think of is to play it off. Daniel and I always think the same thing, so right before we are about to hit the strip, we pull the car over as if nothing even happen. The cops were absolutely wondering what the fuck was going on. All we heard were sirens and "step out of the Focus", So we looked at each other, hugged it out, stepped out of the car, and started yelling "bees bees, they are fucking everywhere..HELP US!"