Dec 22, 2025
[this is an extremely anonymous message!!]
Heard a rumor about some lonely bones in one of the local tunnels. Thought you might be interested. More details here.
[User clicks the link enthusiastically, wishing to know more about these lonely bones. The link does not load because her connection is bad inside her tent. User leaves her tent. User climbs a tree. With joy, user clicks the link. User's joy drains from her body. User has never felt so betrayed. User falls out of the tree and simply lays there. User sniffles.]
I am going to find you and kill you.
Painfully.
With a knife.
Multiple.
